# Our two millionth post is almost upon us **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 14, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102 "2002-05-14T22:42:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/41 "2002-05-15T05:50:07Z")
Let’s go into every thread and make a “me too!” or a “lol” post ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/42 "2002-05-15T05:50:38Z")
177…176… stv ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/43 "2002-05-15T05:50:39Z")
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2000000#post2000000) is the 2-millionth post ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/44 "2002-05-15T05:50:54Z")
me too … lol ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/45 "2002-05-15T05:51:34Z")
Hey! This is the third time in the past couple of hours that I have been mentioned in a thread. Or, more accurately, that I have noticed a mention of my name in a thread. All done without the help of vanity searches, thank you very much. 😃 ( **Dirty Earthworm** alerted me to the first one, and the other one I found all by myself :P) Well, **Bearflag70** , I’m here now… but I’m not sure I’ll help matters much. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/46 "2002-05-15T05:53:08Z")
Quick, everyone put Mr. C on their ignore list, so we can still have our party. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/47 "2002-05-15T05:54:04Z")
ok, but I want to start the 110,000th thread ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/48 "2002-05-15T05:54:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*I hate to ruin the party…but the OP was post #2099377. > > It’s just the way the software works 🙂 > > (I’m the party poopah!) \*\* What do you mean, **Mr.**? stv ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/49 "2002-05-15T05:55:05Z")
A 2,000,000 Post Party? Who brought the booze? No, wait…I don’t want to turn this into the drunken mess that was “The Nothing Post.” (NO! I _won’t_ link it! If I can’t have the two millionth post, you can’t have your stupid link! So there!) -Dirty … and bitter ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/50 "2002-05-15T05:56:17Z")
199,843 ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/51 "2002-05-15T05:57:38Z")
so I’m sleepy ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/52 "2002-05-15T05:58:19Z")
I started a thread just like this in January (after the February bomb, the number got bumped back again, which may be what Mr. Cynical is implying), but nobody came to my party. C@W, what have you got that I don’t? Oh, strippers, I see. How many more? ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/53 "2002-05-15T05:59:09Z")
But will the 2 millionth post be: A rant in the pit where someone gets called a turd-burglar? A well phrased and logically argued contribution to GQ? A ‘my bunny got hit by a tractor’ seek for condolences in MPSIMS? God weighing in a confirming to everyone that she exists in GD? Some diatribe about the pet shop boys in Cafe Society? A piece of crap from someone saying me too in IMHO istead of actually giving a HO? Will the mods come and close this thread as being a post count inflator? Do the mods exist in real life or are they artificially intelligent? Will the admins crash the boards so they can post 2 million? Will the admins actuallyh be able to tell us? Will the hamster give in a die 1 post short? 152 and counting. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/54 "2002-05-15T05:59:27Z")
OK, fine. One more gratu … gratuiti … How do you spell that word? Whatever it is, I just padded my post count and brought us one closer to 2,000,000. Go me! 😃 -Dirty, delusional, and up waaaaaay past his bedtime. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/55 "2002-05-15T06:01:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \* > \*\*A ‘my bunny got hit by a tractor’ seek for condolences in MPSIMS? \*\* :eek: ::_runs to check on bunnies_:: Oh, you meant some _OTHER_ bunnies. ::_whew_:: ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/56 "2002-05-15T06:02:16Z")
41 more! Zzzzzzzzzzzz… -Dirty, Doc, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Inky, Blinky, Marcia, Greg, Peter…and a partridge in a pear tree. (but not Danny, cuz he sucks.) ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/57 "2002-05-15T06:04:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kuroashi \* > \*\*I started a thread just like this in January (after the February bomb, the number got bumped back again, which may be what Mr. Cynical is implying), but nobody came to my party. C@W, what have you got that I don’t? Oh, strippers, I see. > > How many more? \*\* Oh, I’ve got things you aint never seen before and no-one else has either so I’m not sure what attracted people. 133 … ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/58 "2002-05-15T06:05:52Z")
[singing] take one down, and pass it around, 129 bottles of beer on the wall [/singing] ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/59 "2002-05-15T06:06:01Z")
Sorry Alice, didn’t mean to startle you. And I won’t hold anything against your bunnies either. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-two-millionth-post-is-almost-upon-us/109102/60 "2002-05-15T06:10:07Z")
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