Only if you hit the eye pieces, with a weapon known to have high variability on projectile trajectory. And that only until he wipes the googles unless you invent a pain that instantly bonds with glass and plastic. Meanwhile he is shooting deadly bullets in your direction.
Overwhelm him with multiple people shooting paintballs at him? Now he has more targets and can switch from aiming to “spray and pray”.
Yeah, you obviously really care about this paint idea, while I don’t care about either that idea or the bucket of rocks.
I suggest you acquire a paintball gun and do some shooting practice and then come back with a more informed analysis.
I’ve moved on to the idea of a wide spray (not a thin stream, but like the setting on your hose when you spray a mist in a wide cone-shaped arc) of paint. You have that coming from many directions, you are not going to be able to see. Period.
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Every school should employ a professional clown to hang around the premises during school hours. Firstly, this would deter any coulrophobic wannabe shooters from attacking the school in the first place; secondly, since school shooters are usually kids themselves, the sight of a smiling and waving clown on a unicycle might pacify the shooter and make them put down their weapon; thirdly, human nature being what it is, the shooter is going to be likely to want to take out the clown first, thus giving some kids a chance to escape.
Lot easier to snark from the sidelines than to try to come up with viable solutions. Let’s hear yours. (“Take away all the guns” is far more unrealistic than anything I’ve proposed: it’s like thinking you can control dog or cat populations through neutering males alone.)
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You may not be aware of this, but the standard procedures have already changed a lot since Sandy Hook. My wife is a public school teacher who taught second graders in one state and now teaches high school kids in a different (non-neighboring) one. In both places, after SH they started teaching them to train the kids to throw anything they can find at the assailant, rather than hiding. So all I’m suggesting is to try to make that more effective than throwing notebooks and pencils.
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That’s not going far enough. We in America need to put up high walls outside the schools, with the armed guards in towers at the corners of each wall, and set up the doors so all of them can be shut and locked at the same time, on command from the main office. Visitors can be required to stay behind bulletproof glass.
Oh dang. This is so accurate. Bullying is such a horrible thing. I accidentally bullied someone once and didn’t realize it until I’d done the deed and only because of his reaction to the event. I chased a kid down (he said he was the fastest runner in school) to prove he was lying and put glitter goo in his hair. This was in ninth grade. As soon as I did it, the way he reacted made just a pit in my stomach. Unwittingly I had become just another person who made him feel inadequate. And, I’m a girl, too. Luckily, there weren’t many witnesses. But, he still had to go the day with glitter in his hair. Poor kid. It woke me up and I never did anything “playful” like that again. He didn’t react like a friend who had been pranked. He reacted with sheer hatred and silence.
Heh. Yes. Pointed but effective sarcasm. Points earned.
Good Lord Beelzebub on a moped, you were serious. Registering on a US board and then seeing this sort of lunacy set out for real shouldn’t be jarring, but it is. You go on a safari, you know you’re going to see lions and giraffes, but still, fuck me, a lion. Look, a real giraffe!
And here we are. In the wild, not in captivity. An Internet person saying that gun control would be impractical and silly, so let’s issue paintball kit instead. I’m taking photos excitedly, while the guide tries hard not to let his boredom show.
Let’s hear your practical, non-silly plan for how to get rid of all 500 million guns without the gun owners hiding them, shooting them at you, etc. I won’t even ask you to explain how this would be politically possible. Let’s just pretend it is somehow and then you tell me how you would accomplish it practically.
Did you just read the OP or did you read my most recent posts? Children are already being trained to take erasers and notebooks and ppencils into a gun fight. I’m wanting them to have something more effective.
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Close down gun ranges, gun stores, internet sites selling guns, send a copper out to nick anyone shooting a gun in public. Offer members of the public a small bounty for information that leads to the recovery of an illegally held gun, after the amnesty period expires. Deal with it like drug possession: it may not be a priority crime, but ensure that offenders are conscious that they risk a surprisingly harsh sentence. What’s practically tough about all of this?
The central point of all of these “out of the box” suggestions is they’re being offered as an alternative to regulating guns. Which pretty much reveals the true agenda behind them. They’re not concerned with the threat to children. They’re concerned with the threat to guns. These ideas are about protecting guns not children.
You want my support for issuing paintball kits? Fine, make it part of an omnibus bill along with some real gun control. You think paintballs will stop school shooting. I think gun control will stop school shootings. So we’ll give both our ideas a try.