# Out of work? Looking for a job?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-of-work-looking-for-a-job/912753>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 24, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-of-work-looking-for-a-job/912753 "2020-06-24T15:22:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-of-work-looking-for-a-job/912753/1 "2020-06-24T15:22:06Z")

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Have I got the job for you! A ‘three-month, fart-time’ position paying $10,000 for only 30-60 minutes per day! It comes with the title of VP, & the best part… any [asshole](https://hellotushy.com/pages/bidet-2020-job-posting?sscid=61k4_nhrsb) can do it! Yes, it’s real! 🤣

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-of-work-looking-for-a-job/912753/3 "2020-06-24T15:26:38Z")

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Ummmmm… OK. I’m truly speechless.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-of-work-looking-for-a-job/912753/4 "2020-06-24T15:27:12Z")

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Well that’s a first. 😆

gd&r

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-of-work-looking-for-a-job/912753/5 "2020-06-24T20:07:22Z")

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@spidey, you crack me up! 😃

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-of-work-looking-for-a-job/912753/6 "2020-06-24T20:14:29Z")

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I would be way better at this than I am at my real job.

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2020, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-of-work-looking-for-a-job/912753/7 "2020-06-25T19:27:21Z")

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It’s not a first. A second, maybe. I put it #2 on a list of job prospects.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-of-work-looking-for-a-job/912753/8 "2020-06-26T23:58:34Z")

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So ‘fart-time’ ISN’T a typo!