# Out The Celebrity Undead! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 6, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931 "2004-10-06T22:00:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/61 "2004-10-08T17:52:33Z")
**Paul Shrader** He is so creepy and consistantly non-funny, yet he has a big time hollywood gig. **Andy Dick** the celebrity whose celebrity is mystifying and he won’t ever go away. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/62 "2004-10-08T17:54:16Z")
**Jennifer Lopez** and **Ben Affleck** were the perfect UnDead Celebrity couple until they broke up. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/63 "2004-10-09T04:04:09Z")
Brooke Shields is on Letterman at the moment and she looks no different than she did when she had her TV series. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/64 "2004-10-09T05:09:53Z")
**Don Rickles** has been 50 years old for a few decades now, by my reckoning. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/65 "2004-10-09T06:31:43Z")
Donnie Osmond. I know that he’s a devout Mormon and thus clean living, but he hasn’t aged in more than 20 years. (His sister has, but then having 6 [or however many] children would have taken a greater toll on her body than Donnie having 6 children.) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/66 "2004-10-09T06:33:04Z")
Oh, and the ultimate in talentless and unaging- John Davidson. (Why was this guy famous to begin with?) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/67 "2004-10-09T12:18:14Z")
David Spade. The guy is **forty** and plays a college student on 8 Simple Rules. No argument with the “no talent” part. There must be a special undead ceremony for soap stars. Some of the above (Stamos, Moore, Hasselhoff) started on soaps, and the list of people on soaps who have no talent and do not age is astonishing–Susan Lucci (Erika Kane) and Deidre Hall (Marlena Evans) for starters. How do you play a role for 20 years and look the same as when you started? Cause you are undead. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/68 "2004-10-09T15:10:10Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Oh, and the ultimate in talentless and unaging- John Davidson. (Why was this guy famous to begin with?) Lounge singer, basically. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/69 "2004-10-09T16:18:18Z")
John Schneider. Between Smallville and Dukes of Hazzard, he hasn’t aged a day. As for James Marsters, what better cover for a vampire, than to play a vampire on TV? ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/70 "2004-10-09T17:53:31Z")
**James Spader** **Pat Morita** (Karate Kid Sensei, and a regular on ‘Happy Days’ in the 70’s) [**Audrey Hepburn** at about age 25](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/fantasy_celts_b/fantasy_celts_17/audrey_hepburn_01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/fantasy_celts_b/fantasy_celts_17.html&h=450&w=351&sz=23&tbnid=egN-WVJIl1YJ:&tbnh=123&tbnw=96&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Daudrey%2Bhepburn%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN) [Audrey Hepburn around 45](http://www.midatlantic.net/8x10/audrey-hepburn.jpg) [Audrey Hepburn at 60](http://www.audreyhepburn.com/assets/life/film/popup/1989_always.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/71 "2004-10-09T23:23:00Z")
[Here’s a photo of **Sophia Loren**](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1673/Events/1673/SophiaLore_Pimen_635728_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Loren,%20Sophia) in 2002, when she would’ve been 68. Why does having talent preclude one from being undead? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931/72 "2004-10-10T01:41:07Z")
**John Tesh** :::::shudder:::::: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-the-celebrity-undead/267931.md?page=3)