# Out you two pixies go...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 9, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531 "2010-12-09T14:40:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/1 "2010-12-09T14:40:58Z")
Through the door or out the window!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/2 "2010-12-09T14:43:28Z")
I don’t think they’re listening to you.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/3 "2010-12-09T14:46:14Z")
I’ve heard the quote in the OP in an episode of MST3K but don’t know the source. What is it from?
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### Author:  [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/4 "2010-12-09T14:49:52Z")
I said, why don’t you kiss her instead of talking her to death? Aww, youth is wasted on the wrong people.
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### Author:  [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/5 "2010-12-09T14:53:03Z")
Boys and girls and music. Why do they need gin?
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/6 "2010-12-09T14:58:53Z")
Just a minute! Quiet everybody! Quiet, quiet.
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### Author:  [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/7 "2010-12-09T14:59:01Z")
My mouth’s bleeding!
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### Author:  [@Meltdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meltdown)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/8 "2010-12-09T15:01:52Z")
You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn’t, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I’d say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider.
And that goes for you too!
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### Author:  [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/9 "2010-12-09T15:03:04Z")
You don’t like coconut? Hey brainless, do you know where coconuts come from?
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### Author:  [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/10 "2010-12-09T15:12:57Z")
To my big brother George – the richest man in town!
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### Author:  [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/11 "2010-12-09T15:17:55Z")
Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/12 "2010-12-09T15:23:48Z")
Why, the whole town knows you’ve been giving money to Violet Bick.
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### Author:  [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/13 "2010-12-09T15:23:51Z")
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint “atmosphere”. Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?
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### Author:  [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/14 "2010-12-09T15:32:37Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> I’ve heard the quote in the OP in an episode of MST3K but don’t know the source. What is it from?
It’s a Wonderful life
I wish I had a million dollars… Hot dog! …
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### Author:  [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/15 "2010-12-09T15:37:56Z")
Coming soon- “It’s a Wonderful Life 2”, in which Clarence is cast into hell for not having constructed a bell ringing machine while on Earth.
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### Author:  [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/16 "2010-12-09T15:47:54Z")
You’re worth more dead than alive!
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### Author:  [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/17 "2010-12-09T15:51:45Z")
“Hey, look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear? Do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?”
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/18 "2010-12-09T15:53:54Z")
> [@Labdad](#):
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> “Hey, look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear? Do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?”
Man, that is just so Post #13.
[chirpy singsong voice]Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings![csv]
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### Author:  [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/19 "2010-12-09T16:03:56Z")
Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you’re talking about… they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, it is too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath?
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### Author:  [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/20 "2010-12-09T16:08:11Z")
Zuzu’s petals!
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