# Out you two pixies go... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 9, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531 "2010-12-09T14:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/21 "2010-12-09T16:09:18Z")
Get me! I’m givin’ out wings! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/22 "2010-12-09T16:09:42Z")
Every time you hear fingernails on a blackboard, a devil gets his horns. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/23 "2010-12-09T16:14:03Z")
Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter! And happy New Year to you, in jail! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/24 "2010-12-09T16:15:02Z")
Where’s that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where’s that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That’s what it means. One of us is going to jail - well, it’s not gonna be me. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/25 "2010-12-09T16:18:07Z")
What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That’s a pretty good idea. I’ll give you the moon, Mary. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/26 "2010-12-09T16:20:50Z")
What, this old thing? Why I just wear this when I don’t care how I look. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/27 "2010-12-09T16:23:07Z")
He’s making violent love to me, Mother! ---
**Author:** ![PeskiPiksi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@PeskiPiksi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PeskiPiksi)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/28 "2010-12-09T16:23:16Z")
I want a big one! ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/29 "2010-12-09T16:33:24Z")
Where’s Mary?.. You’re not going to like it, George… She’s an old maid. She never married!..She’s just about to close up the library! ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/30 "2010-12-09T16:42:54Z")
I feel like a bootlegger’s wife! ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/31 "2010-12-09T17:02:34Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Man, that is just so Post #13. > > [chirpy singsong voice]Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings![csv] oops! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/32 "2010-12-09T17:08:44Z")
I can’t fly. I haven’t got my wings! ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/33 "2010-12-09T17:21:19Z")
Every man on that transport died! Harry wasn’t there to save them, because you weren’t there to save Harry! ---
**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/34 "2010-12-09T17:22:39Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter! > > And happy New Year to you, in jail! Harry Potter and the Unwonderful LIfe. In theaters December 2011. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/35 "2010-12-09T17:22:49Z")
You look older without your clothes on. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/36 "2010-12-09T17:31:31Z")
Hee Haw! ---
**Author:** ![Jimson\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@Jimson\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimson_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/37 "2010-12-09T17:37:03Z")
George: This is a very interesting situation! Mary: Please give me my robe. … George: I’ve read about things like this, but I never… Mary: Shame on you! I’m going to tell your mother on you! George: Oh, my mother’s way up on the corner over there. Mary: I’ll call the police! George: They’re way downtown. They’d be on my side, too. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/38 "2010-12-09T17:41:36Z")
Isn’t it wonderful? I"m going to jail! ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/39 "2010-12-09T17:50:54Z")
“You made one mistake, Mr. Potter. You double-crossed me and left me alive!” ---
**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/out-you-two-pixies-go/563531/40 "2010-12-09T17:52:03Z")
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