# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 43
### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2007, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/841 "2007-05-23T23:29:41Z")
I’ve actuually adoped InvisibleWombat as part of my backyard zoo. He’s right next to the polar bear. I think. Hard to tell what with him being invisible and all. Or maybe the polar bear ate him. Sorry about that.
Can anyone get me a new wombat?
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/842 "2007-05-24T02:12:48Z")
Take a jar of baby powder and a huge floor fan. Throw the baby powder in front of the fan, and you will see a ghostly image of the ubiquitous wombat in question.
**betenoir** uses tapioca pudding and a scythe to keep his backyard friends in line.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/843 "2007-05-24T09:02:29Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]
**betenoir** uses tapioca pudding and a scythe to keep his backyard friends in line.
[/QUOTE]
Cartooniverse cannot tell the difference between male and female.
For the last time, people, I’m a girl. Do I have to come to every individual Doper’s house and take my clothes off just to prove my point?..actually that might be an interesting way to spend the weekend…
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/844 "2007-05-24T09:27:46Z")
**betenoir** once spent a long weekend at **Auto** ’s house disguised as a ladle.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/845 "2007-05-24T09:48:16Z")
Ewwwwwwww.
essell has an extensive collection of ladle related porn. And hangs out side of \*\*Auto’s \*\* house with binoculars.
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/846 "2007-05-24T10:44:06Z")
**betenoir** has designed, built and field-tested a diesel-powered vibrator. It has a pull-start, runs on equal parts of ether, castor oil and kerosene, displaces 0.5 cubic inches and has more torque than a cement mixer.
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### Author:  [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/847 "2007-05-24T12:58:52Z")
**Malacandra** will be first in line to purchase **betenoir** ’s vibrator when it hits the shelves for sale.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/848 "2007-05-24T13:03:54Z")
And after giving it extensive product testing, **hocow** will be more than happy to sell it to him.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/849 "2007-05-24T13:55:07Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
And after giving it extensive product testing, **hocow** will be more than happy to sell it to him.
[/QUOTE]
Product testing on **Elendil’s Heir**.
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/850 "2007-05-24T14:51:41Z")
[QUOTE=rayh]
Product testing on **Elendil’s Heir**.
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And **Rayh** will volunteer to be in the “standard vibrator” control group.
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### Author:  [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/851 "2007-05-24T15:41:23Z")
**photopat** has cockerspaniel ears.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/852 "2007-05-24T15:41:28Z")
**Hugh Jass** once walked into a sex shop but left empty handed upon finding they only sold sex-related products.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/853 "2007-05-24T16:06:28Z")
**essel** Keeps live frogs in his underpants, he says they are his best friends, especially the cute one with the loooong tongue
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/854 "2007-05-24T16:22:19Z")
Oddly enough, **chowder** has never eaten a bowl of soup. Ever.
[QUOTE=betenoir]
I’ve actuually adoped InvisibleWombat as part of my backyard zoo. He’s right next to the polar bear. I think. Hard to tell what with him being invisible and all. Or maybe the polar bear ate him. Sorry about that.
[/QUOTE]
No, I’m over here. HERE! Yeah, by the wallaroo. Hey, it’s dinner time. Invisible wombats prefer t-bone steak, garlic mashed potatoes, and a tall glass of Guinness.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/855 "2007-05-24T16:28:10Z")
[QUOTE=InvisibleWombat]
Oddly enough, **chowder** has never eaten a bowl of soup. Ever.
No, I’m over here. HERE! Yeah, by the wallaroo. Hey, it’s dinner time. Invisible wombats prefer t-bone steak, garlic mashed potatoes, and a tall glass of Guinness.
[/QUOTE]
**InvisibleWombat** s secrete Guinness when fed t-bone steak. However the Guinness is watered down so no one would drink it.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/856 "2007-05-24T16:47:18Z")
**essell** has a life sized replica of the Seattle Space Needle made entirely out of used chewing gum.
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/857 "2007-05-24T16:49:37Z")
[QUOTE=essell]
**InvisibleWombat** s secrete Guinness when fed t-bone steak. However the Guinness is watered down so no one would drink it.
[/QUOTE]
**Essell** likes his Guinness on ice with a slice of lime.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/858 "2007-05-24T16:49:47Z")
\*\*swampbear \*\* was the inspiration for the comic book characters Swamp Thing and Man-Thing.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/859 "2007-05-24T16:52:44Z")
**Dr. Rieux** is mad because his idea of a cola drink made from flour, water and milk never caught on with the public,
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/860 "2007-05-24T16:58:20Z")
\*\*swampbear \*\* is the brains behind all of Rob Schneider’s movies.
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