# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 44
### Author:  [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/861 "2007-05-24T17:07:14Z")
Dr. Rieux was once told by a fortune teller that s/he is the reincarnation of Laura Ingalls Wilder.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/862 "2007-05-24T18:01:05Z")
[QUOTE=CairoCarol]
Dr. Rieux was once told by a fortune teller that s/he is the reincarnation of Laura Ingalls Wilder.
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**CairoCarol** knows over a thousand Egyptian Christmas songs.
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/863 "2007-05-24T18:07:16Z")
**Annie-Xmas** knows over a thousand Swahili Easter songs, but she only admits it to a few close friend.
[QUOTE=photopat]
**Essell** likes his Guinness on ice with a slice of lime.
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Oh, that’s just _sick!_
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/864 "2007-05-24T18:59:14Z")
**InvisibleWombat** eats stupid food for breakfast.
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### Author:  [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/865 "2007-05-24T19:07:43Z")
[QUOTE=rayh]
**InvisibleWombat** eats stupid food for breakfast.
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**rayh** is really ray jay, the pop singer with the porn video.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/866 "2007-05-24T19:09:59Z")
[QUOTE=rayh]
**InvisibleWombat** eats stupid food for breakfast.
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But apparently he eats t-bones and beer for lunch. _Goes out to feed the wombat and the polar bear and the meerkats and the elephant … I didn’t even know I had a wallaroo_
rayh eats stupid food for dinner.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/867 "2007-05-24T19:53:07Z")
Why does everyone take such an instant dislike to **betenoir**? Because it saves time.
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/868 "2007-05-24T20:27:49Z")
All of the posters in this thread (except me, of course) are sock puppets for **Elendil’s Heir**.
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### Author:  [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/869 "2007-05-24T20:38:12Z")
[QUOTE=InvisibleWombat]
All of the posters in this thread (except me, of course) are sock puppets for **Elendil’s Heir**.
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**Invisible Wombat** thinks we can’t see him since he’s covering his eyes and shouting, “I’m invisible”.
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### Author:  [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/870 "2007-05-24T20:54:54Z")
\*\*Jali \*\* can’t see **Invisible Wombat**.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/871 "2007-05-24T21:41:01Z")
\*\*Invisible Wombat \*\* can’t see the color brown.
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/872 "2007-05-24T21:49:38Z")
**Dr. Rieux** received his doctorate from the University of the South Sandwich Islands. His thesis was entitled “Modes of Social Behavior Among Toy Army Men”.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/873 "2007-05-24T21:56:11Z")
**El\_Kabong’s** dream job is to be a relief clerk at 7-11.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/874 "2007-05-24T22:03:18Z")
\*\*swampbear \*\* sells his loose hair to Charlie Daniels, who uses it in his fiddle bows.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/875 "2007-05-24T22:05:39Z")
**Dr. Rieux** buys any of the hair that Charlie Daniels doesn’t use to make those weaves he’s so fond of.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/876 "2007-05-24T22:12:35Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear]
**Dr. Rieux** buys any of the hair that Charlie Daniels doesn’t use to make those weaves he’s so fond of.
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There used to be a _Dr. Rieux and the Medicine Show_, but \*\*swampbear \*\* bought and changed the name to you-know-what, after promising to keep it the same.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/877 "2007-05-24T22:17:04Z")
**5-4-Fighting** had a third eye, but lost it last New years Eve to a badly-aimed champagne cork.
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### Author:  [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/878 "2007-05-24T22:44:46Z")
Hey, what about me up there at post 870? I hate you guys.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/879 "2007-05-24T22:50:36Z")
Dr. Rieux is in fact a doctor but he’s a doctor of philosophy, so I’d check those presciptions he wrote out if I were you.
Oh and Elendil’s Heir is a big meanie.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/880 "2007-05-24T22:53:29Z")
And Huge Jass in fact has no booty to speak of.
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