# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 45
### Author:  [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/881 "2007-05-24T23:10:51Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
And Huge Jass in fact has no booty to speak of.
[/QUOTE]
Ahhh, I could never stay mad at you guys.
Oh, and \*\*betenoir \*\* calls his testicles Yum Yums
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/882 "2007-05-24T23:22:23Z")
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
I already noted in this thread, I HAVE NO Testicles.
Why dose everyone think I’m a guy?
And no I’m not going to tell you what I named my tits.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/883 "2007-05-24T23:27:16Z")
**betenoir** calls **Hugh Jass’s** testicles Yum Yums.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/884 "2007-05-24T23:51:05Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear]
**betenoir** calls **Hugh Jass’s** testicles Yum Yums.
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Well yeah but I wouldn’t turn him over. Nothing to see there.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/885 "2007-05-25T00:51:00Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
Well yeah but I wouldn’t turn him over. Nothing to see there.
[/QUOTE]
**betenoir** sells “Cotillions ‘N’ a Box” to the nouveau riche.
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/886 "2007-05-25T00:57:04Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
**betenoir** sells “Cotillions ‘N’ a Box” to the nouveau riche.
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**5-4-Fighting** named his testicles “Smith” and “Wesson,” _not_ because they shoot six times but because one is average and the other is oily.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/887 "2007-05-25T02:54:09Z")
**5-4-Fighting** took his user name from the number of personalities in, respectively, his left brain and his right brain.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/888 "2007-05-25T02:55:33Z")
And \*\*photopat \*\* was actually concieved in a **Fotomat**.
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### Author:  [@El\_DeLuxo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_DeLuxo)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/889 "2007-05-25T07:48:50Z")
\*\*photophat \*\*can change other peoples’ hairdos using telekinesis.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/890 "2007-05-25T08:00:58Z")
**DLuxN8R-13** is legally married to a vacuum cleaner.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/891 "2007-05-25T09:22:56Z")
**Dr. Rieux** has agreed to perform a Gender Reassignment operation on **betenoir** , not change her gender but to make her **Double Female!** in order to prevent further confusion. He has no idea how to peform the operation but is looking forward to it none-the-less.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/892 "2007-05-25T10:05:10Z")
Too late! I’m already triple female. I have estrogen coming out of my ears!
Although I do swear like a sailor and woundn’t be caught dead in anything pink and frilly.
essell on the other hand is of an indeterminate gender. Scientists are looking into it.
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### Author:  [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/893 "2007-05-25T10:55:40Z")
**betenoir** is really a guy, has always been a guy and will always be a guy. He just says he’s a woman because his mother always wanted a daughter.
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### Author:  [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/894 "2007-05-25T11:05:50Z")
**TokyoPlayer** can snort two boiled eggs simultaneously, one up each nostril; he likes to perform this trick at parties and that´s one of the main reasons he hasn´t been invited to one in the last 23 years.
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### Author:  [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/895 "2007-05-25T11:17:42Z")
**Ale** doesn’t have any arms or legs. He/she types by using a ladle personally placed by **Autolycus**
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/896 "2007-05-25T11:35:30Z")
**TokyoPlayer** is **betenoir** ’s wife.
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/897 "2007-05-25T11:55:54Z")
And **rayh** is **betenoir** ’s mistress!
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### Author:  [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/898 "2007-05-25T11:58:34Z")
**Rayh´s** started a newspaper some years ago but went bankrupt; he doesn´t understand why but people in the know say that it may be related to his insistance of delivering the newspaper in Sumerian style clay tablets using cuneiform writing.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/899 "2007-05-25T12:08:31Z")
Wow. I had no idea how well I was doing. You two up for a threeway?
And Ale has a basement full of clay tablets and has only recently noticed the existence of newsprint.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/900 "2007-05-25T12:14:43Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
Wow. I had no idea how well I was doing. You two up for a threeway?
And Ale has a basement full of clay tablets and has only recently noticed the existence of newsprint.
[/QUOTE]
**betenoir** is really Hillary Clinton
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