# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 46
### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/901 "2007-05-25T12:26:32Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
**betenoir** is really Hillary Clinton
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**Annie-the hell-hound-Xmas** is really Bill Clinton.
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### Author:  [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/902 "2007-05-25T12:39:27Z")
[QUOTE=rayh]
**Annie-the hell-hound-Xmas** is really Bill Clinton.
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**rayh** was the inspiration for the new film “Bug”.
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/903 "2007-05-25T12:53:49Z")
**jali** , by law, is tattooed with the inscription “Highly Flammable”.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/904 "2007-05-25T13:12:16Z")
[QUOTE=rayh]
**Annie-the hell-hound-Xmas** is really Bill Clinton.
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So now I have a wife, a mistress and a (unfaithful) husband? I think I need a bigger bed.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/905 "2007-05-25T13:14:10Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
**jali** , by law, is tattooed with the inscription “Highly Flammable”.
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**Malacandra** was the inspiration for the Simpson’s “Dr. Nick”
Flammable means the same as inflammable. What a country!
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### Author:  [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/906 "2007-05-25T13:27:22Z")
Annie-Xmas knows 124 ways to kill you with just her little finger.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/907 "2007-05-25T13:28:15Z")
Every December, **Annie-Xmas** goes around whispering to young children that Santa Claus doesn’t exist, just to watch them cry.
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/908 "2007-05-25T14:08:10Z")
**Hugh Jass** knows one way to kill you with a gun; since that method consists of “throwing the gun at you”, however, it is relatively ineffective.
Meanwhile, although **Elendil’s Heir** doesn’t care to speak about much, it was he, not the Devil, that Robert Johnson sold his soul to that fateful night in Rosedale (or was it Clarksdale?), Mississippi.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/909 "2007-05-25T14:08:58Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
So now I have a wife, a mistress and a (unfaithful) husband? I think I need a bigger bed.
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Sounds like Hllary to me (at least in some people’s minds). And many would agree that Bill is a hellhound.
**Elendil’s Heir** ’s motto is “if I can’t take it with me, I ain’t going”
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/910 "2007-05-25T15:04:02Z")
**Annie-Xmas** is famous for taking ‘it’ with her when she leaves, but always has the politness to post it back when she’s done with it.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/911 "2007-05-25T15:31:30Z")
[QUOTE=essell]
**Annie-Xmas** is famous for taking ‘it’ with her when she leaves, but always has the politness to post it back when she’s done with it.
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**essell** is responsible for replacing the ladles \*where they belong \* when **Annie-Xmas** finishes serving soup and such and hands them off.
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/912 "2007-05-25T15:37:28Z")
**5-4-Fighting** wants **Annie X-mas** ’s used ladles all for himself, for reasons he will not disclose to us or to the IRS.
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### Author:  [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/913 "2007-05-25T15:48:53Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble]
**5-4-Fighting** wants **Annie X-mas** ’s used ladles all for himself, for reasons he will not disclose to us or to the IRS.
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A body matching **Scribble’s** description was found in an archaeological site dated to 1493 in Haiti. Entombed with the body was a 1998 copy of _Maxim_ magazine, a bottle of bubble-blowing soap, and a screwcap for a Jack Daniels bottle. Researchers brought the artifacts back to the United States, but were told “the Customs dog ate it” when they tried to collect them at the baggage claim.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/914 "2007-05-25T16:01:48Z")
**wevets** invented the idea of the Go’auld for Stargate SG1 based his childhood experiences, growing up on another planet.
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/915 "2007-05-25T16:53:27Z")
**essell** was the last person known to be in the presence of the remains found in the Haitian archeological site dated from 1493. Dr. Augustina Specklebottom, of the Institute for Cutlery Studies, says evidence points to a link between the disappearance of the remains and the decline in used ladle preservation for public use.
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/916 "2007-05-25T17:07:23Z")
**Scribble** lives under **Opal’s** porch. Every night he emerges to hunt rabbits and raccoons for food and clothing. He almost has enough pelts to finish his furry tuxedo.
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/917 "2007-05-25T17:17:12Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
Cartooniverse cannot tell the difference between male and female.
For the last time, people, I’m a girl. Do I have to come to every individual Doper’s house and take my clothes off just to prove my point?..actually that might be an interesting way to spend the weekend…
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_FINALLY_ she gets it !!!
😛
Do you prefer your fruit salad iced or more room temperature? I do so want to make sure it is a perfect visit.
( I’m really sorry, I will remember this now. Honest. I think. Wait, what was it again? 😃 )
**photopat** does not own a camera and yet understands optics, framing, color telemetry and silver halide crystals.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/918 "2007-05-25T18:12:11Z")
**Cartooniverse** believes that walking backwards down odd numbered streets actually promotes hair growth.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/919 "2007-05-25T18:43:43Z")
**swampbear** was born left handed but switched to being right handed after seeing his first set of boobies.
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/920 "2007-05-25T19:09:07Z")
**Essell** , in September 1982, consumed four jars of undiluted Bovril at a single sitting, a record that still stands.
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