# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 47
### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/921 "2007-05-25T19:28:03Z")
**El-Kabong** was already in the bathroom with a camera when **Essell** ran in there, screaming.
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/922 "2007-05-25T19:38:50Z")
When not posting on the Dope, **Elendil’s Heir** is working on building a life size, fully articulated Wilford Brimley out of Legos.
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/923 "2007-05-25T19:44:34Z")
And **Lord Il Palazzo** is hoping the Lego Brimley will be single.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/924 "2007-05-25T19:47:35Z")
**Scribble** is the only person ever to be banned permanently from any Howard Johnson’s in the midwest.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/925 "2007-05-25T20:45:55Z")
\*\*swampbear \*\* is a direct descendant of Doc Holliday’s dental school roommate.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/926 "2007-05-25T20:50:48Z")
Dr. Rieux knows this because he went to school with Doc Holiday’s roomate. He’s still here because of that portait in his attic.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/927 "2007-05-25T21:04:49Z")
**betenoir** married Doc Holiday.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/928 "2007-05-25T21:07:00Z")
\*\*rayh \*\* maried Doc Marten.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/929 "2007-05-25T21:14:36Z")
You’re saying my mistress is cheating on my??? That bitch!
And yes before Bill Clinton I married Doc Holiday. That’s how I got syphylis. Might want to get yourself checked out honeybuch 😛 .
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/930 "2007-05-25T21:20:45Z")
**Dr. Rieux** once tried to bring 700 snakes on a plane.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/931 "2007-05-25T21:23:22Z")
**Annie-Xmas** was a founding membe of the Mile High Club.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/932 "2007-05-25T21:28:25Z")
[QUOTE=Dr. Rieux]
**Annie-Xmas** was a founding membe of the Mile High Club.
[/QUOTE]
**Dr. Rieux** is just jealous that doing it halfway up a mountain doesn’t count.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/933 "2007-05-25T22:41:42Z")
**rayh** is just jealous that doing it in the back seat of a 67 Pontiac GTO doesn’t count.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/934 "2007-05-25T22:41:52Z")
The real **rayh** is buried halfway up a mountain. He is currently controlling a PC by telepathy to post on the SDMB.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/935 "2007-05-25T22:42:16Z")
\*\*rayh \*\* is trying to create an actual Welsh Rabbit from the DNA of Tom Jones and Eddie Rabbit.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/936 "2007-05-25T22:48:27Z")
Why’s everybody picking on me?
The one **Dr. Rieux** had halfway up the mountain was the outcome of a mating between **essell** and **swampbear**.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/937 "2007-05-25T22:57:04Z")
**rayh** ’s posts actually make sense if you read them in the original Welsh.
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/938 "2007-05-26T02:24:40Z")
**Dr. Rieux** ’s posts actually make sense if you take some very heavy drugs, spin around a few times, and enter a tardis while yelling “wubba wubba wubba!”
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/939 "2007-05-26T02:58:14Z")
**Scribble** has never played Scrabble.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/940 "2007-05-26T03:26:40Z")
\*\*Elendil’s Heir \*\* only plays Scrabble in Elvish.
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