# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 48
### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/941 "2007-05-26T06:47:25Z")
**Dr.Riuex** has suffered from diarrhoea for the last 17 years. He is unable to leave the house for fear of filling his pants. He has regular deliveries of TP, by the truckload.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/942 "2007-05-26T07:28:41Z")
Not surprisingly, \*\*chowder \*\* has good taste–itf you add enough black pepper and tabasco sauce.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/943 "2007-05-26T08:20:56Z")
\*\*Dr. Rieux \*\* has visited almost all the pubs in Europe, but he doesn’t drink booze. However his dart’s scores are unbeaten.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/944 "2007-05-26T08:30:04Z")
\*\*essell \*\* hasn’t played darts in a long time, 'cause of a ban on sharp toys at the “home.”
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/945 "2007-05-26T11:32:07Z")
**Dr. Rieux** lost out in the state spelling bee when he was twelve.
He misspelled the word as " kangarieux ".
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/946 "2007-05-26T12:36:55Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]
**Dr. Rieux** lost out in the state spelling bee when he was twelve.
He misspelled the word as " kangarieux ".
[/QUOTE]
**Cartooniverse** sprinks cinnamon on everything he eats. Including his sexual partners.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/947 "2007-05-26T13:10:57Z")
**Annie-Xmas** was once a sexual partner of **Carooniverse** , she still cannot stand the taste or smell of cinnamon
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/948 "2007-05-26T13:18:58Z")
**chowder** is wanted in Danmark for eating a cinnamon danish.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/949 "2007-05-26T13:41:08Z")
[QUOTE=essell]
**chowder** is wanted in Danmark for eating a cinnamon danish.
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I should be so lucky 😃
**essell** Has been known to strangle kittens, dip them in cinnamon and deep fry them for dessert
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/950 "2007-05-26T13:45:03Z")
**chowder** has been known to strangle kittens, dip them in a mixture of cardamom and finely powdered pistachios, and deep fry them for dessert. After frying, he gently rolls the kitten in a sweet rosewater sauce.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/951 "2007-05-26T14:22:52Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble]
**chowder** has been known to strangle kittens, dip them in a mixture of cardamom and finely powdered pistachios, and deep fry them for dessert. After frying, he gently rolls the kitten in a sweet rosewater sauce.
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He got the recipe from **Scribble**.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/952 "2007-05-26T14:32:20Z")
**Scribble** makes beer butt kitten.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/953 "2007-05-26T14:33:27Z")
So does **swampbear**
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### Author:  [@BluePitbull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BluePitbull)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/954 "2007-05-26T14:40:22Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
So does **swampbear**
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Annie Xmas has Weapons of Mass Destruction, and is planning on taking over the world.
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/955 "2007-05-26T14:44:32Z")
**Annie-Xmas** spent 6 months in the Food Network’s private prison for holding a loaded turkey baster on Paula Dean.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/956 "2007-05-26T16:12:24Z")
**photopat** spent 12 months in jail for holding a loaded turkey baster _in_ Paula Dean
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/957 "2007-05-26T16:25:12Z")
And **chowder** loaded that baster with beer butt kitten.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/958 "2007-05-26T16:31:52Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble]
And **chowder** loaded that baster with beer butt kitten.
[/QUOTE]
This is supposed to be a lies thread 😛
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/959 "2007-05-26T16:35:29Z")
**chowder** can’t tell lies from truth, black from white, day from night, or genuine aoli from Miracle Whip. He doesn’t even know how to make a decent beer butt kitten! I will admit, though, that getting the can to fit right can be pretty tricky.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/960 "2007-05-26T17:13:59Z")
**Scribble** created AOL in an attempt to prevent World Peace.
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