# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 49
### Author:  [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/961 "2007-05-26T17:47:38Z")
[QUOTE=essell]
**Scribble** created AOL in an attempt to prevent World Peace.
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**essell** secretly replaced my regular coffee with Folger’s Crystals. It was gross.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/962 "2007-05-26T18:21:00Z")
[QUOTE=Lsura]
**essell** secretly replaced my regular coffee with Folger’s Crystals. It was gross.
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**Lsura** secretly replaced my chicken with beer butt kitten. It was good.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/963 "2007-05-26T18:29:24Z")
**Annie-Xmas** is secretly hoping that Harry Potter dies in the last book.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/964 "2007-05-26T19:18:13Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
**Annie-Xmas** is secretly hoping that Harry Potter dies in the last book.
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Everyone know’s **Elendil’s Heir** really wants to Harry Potter to die by Ron’s hand when he’s caught in bed with Ron’s favourite teacher.
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/965 "2007-05-26T19:46:03Z")
**essell** is best known for his masterful collection of dyed nosehairs, expertise in Norwegian cheese hanging, and slavish adoration of the Folgers company.
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### Author:  [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/966 "2007-05-26T19:57:19Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble]
**essell** is best known for his masterful collection of dyed nosehairs, expertise in Norwegian cheese hanging, and slavish adoration of the Folgers company.
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**Scribble** is quite often found hiding from the library police for his inability restrain himself from dog-earing pages. Furthermore, he often leads cats on a pied-piperesque dance through the city streets, taunting the cat ladies with this appeal to the feline set.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/967 "2007-05-26T20:18:10Z")
[QUOTE=Lsura]
**Scribble** is quite often found hiding from the library police for his inability restrain himself from dog-earing pages. Furthermore, he often leads cats on a pied-piperesque dance through the city streets, taunting the cat ladies with this appeal to the feline set.
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**Lsura** emailed a mod, asking that this thread be closed, but then emailed again, asking for it to stay open – 'cause she saw that she could post about **Scribble** and had been saving this one up for a while, due to the Lsoto Affair of '62.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/968 "2007-05-26T20:26:55Z")
**5-4-Fighting** swore an oath to heal the sick, and protect the wounded. He’s since promised to get around to that when he’s not too busy.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/969 "2007-05-26T20:38:12Z")
[QUOTE=essell]
**5-4-Fighting** swore an oath to heal the sick, and protect the wounded. He’s since promised to get around to that when he’s not too busy.
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Well, doping \*is \* a fulltime job, ya know.
This is an outrageous lie 'cause \*\*essell \*\* can’t suspend her(?) disbelief and so, therefore, did not post this in good faith. But I forgive her.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/970 "2007-05-26T21:39:20Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
This is an outrageous lie 'cause \*\*essell \*\* can’t suspend her(?) disbelief and so, therefore, did not post this in good faith. But I forgive her.
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Do I come off as Girly ? I shall have to make more mention of beards, motorbikes and beer.
**5-4-Fighting** Knows more about Beards, Motorbikes and beer than the entire New Zealand Rugby Team.
Manly enough ?
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/971 "2007-05-26T21:42:37Z")
[QUOTE=essell]
Do I come off as Girly ? I shall have to make more mention of beards, motorbikes and beer.
**5-4-Fighting** Knows more about Beards, Motorbikes and beer than the entire New Zealand Rugby Team.
Manly enough ?
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**essell** is the New Zealand Rugby Team’s bitch.
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/972 "2007-05-27T00:25:32Z")
**Rayh** collects used jock straps from the New Zealand Rugby team.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/973 "2007-05-27T01:27:06Z")
\*\*rayh \*\* collects plaster casts of the New Zealand Rugby team…
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/974 "2007-05-27T02:03:14Z")
Dr. Rieux takes plaster casts of the jockstraps worn by the New Zealand Rugby Team.
Then he…does things with them.
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### Author:  [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/975 "2007-05-27T02:23:21Z")
Cartooniverse may be better known by his real name, which is Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria-Este. He cannot reveal this real name for he fears that as a consequence of his faking his own assassination in 1914, in order to take a Ferris Beuller style day off in downtown Sarajevo, he will be sent the bill for the World War this caused.
mm
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/976 "2007-05-27T02:40:12Z")
Dances like a white guy.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/977 "2007-05-27T02:42:08Z")
\*\*elucidator \*\* voted for Bush.
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### Author:  [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/978 "2007-05-27T02:54:54Z")
**Dr. Rieux** dances like Michael Jackson.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/979 "2007-05-27T03:21:43Z")
\*\*fetus \*\* dated Michael Jackson.
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### Author:  [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/980 "2007-05-27T03:57:50Z")
**Dr. Rieux** voted for Michael Jackson.
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