# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 50
### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/981 "2007-05-27T04:16:59Z")
Very immature
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/982 "2007-05-27T05:12:58Z")
\*\*elucidator \*\* dances like **fetus**.
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### Author:  [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/983 "2007-05-27T05:59:19Z")
**Dr. Rieux** dances like a fetus.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/984 "2007-05-27T06:30:20Z")
**fetus** Is as yet still in the womb. With frightening mental powers he instructs his host to post outrageous lies about other members. Their resistance is futile.
It is strongly suspected that his real name is Damien and that 666 is burned onto his left buttock
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/985 "2007-05-27T07:36:16Z")
**chowder** is a pioneer in the mortuary business, changing funerary business practices. He’s started marketing himself to the local mob, who have been known to tip well and provide a lot of repeat business. His motto is, “You stab 'em, we slab 'em!”
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### Author:  [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/986 "2007-05-27T08:07:05Z")
**Scribble** was born out of wedlock in Texas.
**Scribble** has received anonymous Christmas cards from the White House for the past six years.
Until recently, **Scribble** thought Paris, France was Paris Hilton’s sister.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/987 "2007-05-27T09:07:13Z")
**DMark** once cracked a wallnut between Paris Hilton’s butt cheeks. She’s a cyborg you see.
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### Author:  [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/988 "2007-05-27T09:43:41Z")
**essell** receives anonymous Christmas cards from whitehouse.com–but only on the Jewish High Holidays, and the cards are in Aramaic.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/989 "2007-05-27T10:46:57Z")
**fetus** Holds the world record for non-stop masturbation. From January 16th 2004 until July 7th 2006 he whacked of continually. Unfortunately he was unable to get a mention in the Guinness Book of Records because during the whole time he failed to get an erection.
He has promised to try better next time and is hoping that the use of Viagra, currently banned in such attempts, will be lifted.
A spokesperson for Guinness refused to comment, he did however smirk
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/990 "2007-05-27T11:00:59Z")
\*\*chowder \*\* masturbates while drinking Guinness and watching the films of Sir Alec Guinness.
“He-he-\*help \* me, Obi-Wan–you’re my only ho-ho-_hope_.”
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/991 "2007-05-27T15:38:24Z")
**Dr. Rieux** suggested a sexy starwars evening to his SO. He was disapointed when they came dressed in a Leia Golden Bikini. **Dr. Rieux** was hoping for R2D2.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/992 "2007-05-27T21:15:05Z")
[QUOTE=essell]
**Dr. Rieux** suggested a sexy starwars evening to his SO. He was disapointed when they came dressed in a Leia Golden Bikini. **Dr. Rieux** was hoping for R2D2.
[/QUOTE]
What **essell** isn’t saying is that he had already turned up in the Leia Golden Bikini. **Dr. Rieux** still went for R2D2 though.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/993 "2007-05-27T23:18:29Z")
**rayh** is the only person who actually ever votes for Lyndon LaRouche.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/994 "2007-05-27T23:41:14Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear]
**rayh** is the only person who actually ever votes for Lyndon LaRouche.
[/QUOTE]
**swampbear** doesn’t vote because he can’t spell “X”.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/995 "2007-05-28T00:04:28Z")
[QUOTE=rayh]
**swampbear** doesn’t vote because he can’t spell “X”.
[/QUOTE]
Actually it’s because I know those little voter machines are really trying to electrocute my brain! :eek:
**rayh** has an entire outfit made out of little “I Voted” stickers.
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/996 "2007-05-28T00:35:12Z")
**swampbear** made a bathing suit out of dangling chads.
😃
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/997 "2007-05-28T00:38:29Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]
**swampbear** made a bathing suit out of dangling chads.
😃
[/QUOTE]
**Cartooniverse** coloured it in.
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### Author:  [@Barrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrington)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/998 "2007-05-28T00:48:32Z")
**rayh** has a very rare obsession about shopkeepers that has caused him to fill his entire bedroom with flour, sugar and loose change, leaving only a small space at the top for sleeping in. Strangely, he is unaware that this is considered an unusual behaviour pattern.
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/999 "2007-05-28T01:47:29Z")
[Barrington] shops at **rayh** ’s for all his baking and small coinage needs.
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### Author:  [@Barrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrington)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1000 "2007-05-28T02:46:19Z")
**Scribble** , unlike most mammals, lays elaborate traps consisting of strands of silk, woven in a mostly radial pattern, much as a spider weaves a web. These are entirely unsuccessful as they lack any adhesive properties, so Scribble has to forage for food in the pockets of passers-by in crowded places such as rock festivals and chess clubs.
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