# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 51
### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1001 "2007-05-28T03:52:57Z")
**Barrington** has been really pestering me for a ride on Air Force One when I become President: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8618794](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8618794)
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1002 "2007-05-28T06:34:09Z")
**Elindil’s Heir** Is really the long lost son of a mating between Hitler and his dog Blondi.
Those German scientists were much more advanced than we ever realised
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1003 "2007-05-28T08:45:48Z")
**chowder** earned his nickname, **The Dog Whisperer** , during the time he spent looking after dogs in the German army. He trained them to show people where the toilets were.
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### Author:  [@MerryMagdalen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MerryMagdalen)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1004 "2007-05-28T09:22:57Z")
**essell** is actually Georg Frederick Handel, who has lived in a suspended animation state since the 18th century.
He haunts the Foundling Museum and occasionally gives tours.
I took a tour from him when I was there.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1005 "2007-05-28T10:09:27Z")
**MerryMagdale** n is descended from Mary Magdalen and Jesus through their daughter, Merry Christmas.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1006 "2007-05-28T11:00:22Z")
**Dr. Rieux** thinks it’s fun to give bald people curling irons as Christmas presents.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1007 "2007-05-28T11:28:55Z")
**swampbear** has a prehensile penis, but only a very teensy one
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### Author:  [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1008 "2007-05-28T11:30:04Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear]
**Dr. Rieux** thinks it’s fun to give bald people curling irons as Christmas presents.
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**chowder** was recently caught in an, er, _uncomfortable_ situation involving an iPod, Astroglide and our friends from [hamsterdance](http://www.hampsterdance.com/) .
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1009 "2007-05-28T11:51:13Z")
It was most certainly not uncomfortable. Matter of fact it was …erm…quite comforting in a furry kind of way.
**Lsura** Picked her nose out of a reduced for quick sale shelf at Tesco. It turned out to be waaaay to big and people make rude remarks and point at it in the street shouting “Pinocchio”
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1010 "2007-05-28T11:57:29Z")
**chowder** , not surprisingly, contains more potatoes than clams.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1011 "2007-05-28T12:23:26Z")
This is supposed to be lies not truth…shape yourself my good doctor
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### Author:  [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1012 "2007-05-28T12:23:37Z")
**Dr Rieux** has fathered children on seven continents, a task made more difficult since she is really a nun in a severe order, sworn to silence.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1013 "2007-05-28T12:25:03Z")
**Dr. Rieux** is not a real doctor though he does have a rather large collection of disposable gloves and speculums.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1014 "2007-05-28T12:34:45Z")
**TokyoPlayer** gives obscene origami to nuns for fun.
**rayh** has an extensive collection of empty hair gel bottles. Each bottle has a special name known only to **rayh**.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1015 "2007-05-28T12:45:17Z")
swampbear is acually heterosexual.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1016 "2007-05-28T13:22:13Z")
\*\*betenoir \*\* holds the world record for stuffing baguettes into shopping bags.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1017 "2007-05-28T13:24:24Z")
[QUOTE=Dr. Rieux]
\*\*betenoir \*\* holds the world record for stuffing baguettes into shopping bags.
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**Dr. Rieux** holds the world’s record for leaving thermonators in people’s butts.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1018 "2007-05-28T13:44:06Z")
[QUOTE=Dr. Rieux]
\*\*betenoir \*\* holds the world record for stuffing baguettes into shopping bags.
[/QUOTE]
Oh you don’t know where I stuff my baguettes.
Anne-Xmas is Jewish and just pretending to celabrate the birth of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
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### Author:  [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1019 "2007-05-28T14:02:04Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
Oh you don’t know where I stuff my baguettes.
Anne-Xmas is Jewish and just pretending to celabrate the birth of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
[/QUOTE]
**betenoir** enjoys starting rumors about himself. The most recent involved him with President Bush and Hillary Clinton, and included baguettes as an integral part of their dastardly plan.
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### Author:  [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1020 "2007-05-28T15:57:15Z")
**Lsura** is a member of a movement looking to remove all baguettes from the world. They recently involved the Clinton’s into their dastardly plot.
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