# Outrageous lies about the previous poster. **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 53
### Author: ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1041 "2007-05-28T18:26:27Z")
Even when freshly bathed, **Lsura** smells like broccoli rabe water. ---
### Author: ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1042 "2007-05-28T18:34:25Z")
Even when freshly showered, \*\*Beware of Doug \*\* smells like **swampbear**. ---
### Author: ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1043 "2007-05-28T20:08:42Z")
> [@Dr. Rieux](#): > > Even when freshly showered, Beware of Doug smells like swampbear. **Dr. Rieux** showers with both **Beware of Doug** and **swampbear** so he should know. ---
### Author: ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1044 "2007-05-28T21:08:13Z")
**rayh** enjoys sticking chestnuts up his nose. ---
### Author: ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1045 "2007-05-28T21:17:21Z")
[QUOTE=Miscue] Essell refuses to quit drinking and has made peace with the fact that his or her alcoholism may ruin an otherwise untarnished career. [/QUOTE] Lies please. 🆒 **Scribble** eats chestnuts that he grows up his nose and sometimes shares them with disadvantaged kids. ---
### Author: ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1046 "2007-05-28T21:27:38Z")
\*\*essell \*\* has nuts growing out of his/her chest. ---
### Author: ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1047 "2007-05-28T21:40:04Z")
**Dr. Rieux** has fantasies of harvesting the nuts on **essell** ’s chest and honey roasting them. Then he’ll have them with some fava beans and a nice chianti. ---
### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1048 "2007-05-28T22:44:14Z")
[QUOTE=rayh] **Dr. Rieux** showers with both **Beware of Doug** and **swampbear** so he should know. [/QUOTE] And y’all need to quit using up all my shampoo! 😃 **Scribble** actually has a street vendor cart down on Main Street. His specialty is fried chicken feet. He doesn’t make a lot of money. ---
### Author: ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1049 "2007-05-28T22:51:36Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] **Scribble** actually has a street vendor cart down on Main Street. His specialty is fried chicken feet. He doesn’t make a lot of money. [/QUOTE] In fact, **swampbear** is his only source of income. **swampbear** gives the fried feet to kids on Halloween. He still doesn’t understand why his house is the main target on Mischief Night. ---
### Author: ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1050 "2007-05-28T23:00:08Z")
**hocow** has never seen a pizza. This is because (s)he lives in a small town where where 82% of the population is afflicted by a strange fear of tomato sauce. ---
### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1051 "2007-05-28T23:00:57Z")
**hocow** hangs around my house on Hallowe’en offering cash to the kids for their fried chicken feet. ---
### Author: ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1052 "2007-05-28T23:25:52Z")
**swampbear** had a Slurpy machine installed in his kitchen. He uses it to mix the strawberry daiquiris that he drinks constantly. ---
### Author: ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux) #### Post date: [May 28, 2007, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1053 "2007-05-28T23:55:19Z")
Like Fredo Corleone, \*\*Lord Il Palazzo \*\* never figured out how to say “banana daquiri” in Spanish. ---
### Author: ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect) #### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1054 "2007-05-29T00:07:21Z")
**Dr. Rieux** just can’t get to sleep on Sunday night until he sacrifices at least one Christian child. To his credit, he pulled an all-nighter last night. ---
### Author: ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer) #### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1055 "2007-05-29T00:10:58Z")
**fetus** took up waterskiing in his / her teens, but was afraid of the water. S/he was hospitalized for two weeks for extensive road rash after falling down in the parking lot. ---
### Author: ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux) #### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1056 "2007-05-29T00:44:33Z")
\*\*TokyoPlayer \*\* makes quite a good living by posing for all those statues of Buddha in Japan. ---
### Author: ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug) #### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1057 "2007-05-29T00:49:23Z")
**Dr. Rieux** ’s picture was recently chosen to be the new [Goatse Man](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse). ---
### Author: ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech) #### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1058 "2007-05-29T01:02:15Z")
**Beware of Doug** is obsessed with the cartoon character “Wooldoor Sockbat” from “Drawn Together” and has an extensive number of Wooldoor costumes, he wears them to work on “Casual Friday”, this has his co-workers rather worried… ---
### Author: ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux) #### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1059 "2007-05-29T01:07:47Z")
\*\*MacTech \*\* got his nickname from his unfortunate habit of mistakinng Big Macs for computer hard drives and vice versa ---
### Author: ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech) #### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1060 "2007-05-29T01:11:06Z")
[QUOTE=Dr. Rieux] \*\*MacTech \*\* got his nickname from his unfortunate habit of mistakinng Big Macs for computer hard drives and vice versa [/QUOTE] No wonder my Big Macs have seemed so crunchy lately… **Dr. Rieux** isn’t really a doctor, nor does he play one on TV, he didn’t even stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night… He is, in all actuality, a pig-slopper in East Saskatoon, Canada [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875.md?page=54)