# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 54
### Author:  [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1061 "2007-05-29T01:14:57Z")
[QUOTE=MacTech]
No wonder my Big Macs have seemed so crunchy lately…
**Dr. Rieux** isn’t really a doctor, nor does he play one on TV, he didn’t even stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night…
He is, in all actuality, a pig-slopper in East Saskatoon, Canada
[/QUOTE]
**MacTech’s** computer of choice is really a Windows Vista PC he bought at WalMart.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1062 "2007-05-29T01:43:28Z")
**Lsura** ’s computer is an etch-a-sketch glued to a typewriter.
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1063 "2007-05-29T01:52:09Z")
If you pinch **rayh** , he laughs like the Pillsbury Friggn Doughboy.
Then kicks your nose bone right into your brain.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1064 "2007-05-29T03:24:24Z")
Beware of Doug dosn’t know where his towel is.
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### Author:  [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1065 "2007-05-29T05:23:20Z")
**betenoir** knows _exactly_ where **Beware of Doug** ’s towel is. This is the main weapon of her devious plan.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1066 "2007-05-29T06:47:43Z")
**fetus** is originally from Avebury
Where he developed habits unsavoury
With demonic howls
He would bugger young owls
That he bred in an underground aviary
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1067 "2007-05-29T10:11:35Z")
[QUOTE=fetus]
**betenoir** knows _exactly_ where **Beware of Doug** ’s towel is. This is the main weapon of her devious plan.
[/QUOTE]
Damn. You’re on to me. I’m going to have to work out another evil plan. _Goes off to suck the nutrients off of Beware of Doug’s towel_
Oh and chowder has a head that looks like a fish.
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### Author:  [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1068 "2007-05-29T10:49:40Z")
After many years running the most popular mushy pea stall at the Goose Fair, **betenoir** was forced to leave Nottingham after folk discovered exactly what he used to mush 'em up.
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1069 "2007-05-29T10:59:22Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
Damn. You’re on to me. I’m going to have to work out another evil plan. _Goes off to suck the nutrients off of Beware of Doug’s towel_
[/QUOTE]
You leave my towel alone, at least until we figure out what gender you are.
In other news, **kal** is the only survivor of the doomed planet Chyme, whose main export was vomit.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1070 "2007-05-29T11:47:53Z")
**Beware of Doug** is confused about everyone’s gender, not just **betenoir’s**.
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1071 "2007-05-29T15:03:36Z")
**swampbear** really likes to say “gender.” At parties, he challenges himself to use the word at least twice in every sentence. He doesn’t get invited to very many parties.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1072 "2007-05-29T15:20:36Z")
**InvisibleWombat** uses his/her powers to sneak into children’s restrooms and watch them while they pee and poop.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1073 "2007-05-29T16:34:12Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** is a [Cryptoderk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=422626). In fact you are all [Cryptoderk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=422626)s.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1074 "2007-05-29T16:57:27Z")
Far from being a Cryptoderk, **rayh** is a valued and respected member of the SDMB.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1075 "2007-05-29T17:13:28Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** is the person who keeps swipin’ your red swingline from your desk.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1076 "2007-05-29T17:26:44Z")
**swampbear** ’s allusions to movie quotations endear him to all Dopers.
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1077 "2007-05-29T17:27:34Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** was once hospitalized for four days after attempting to eat an entire wallaroo in one sitting. Raw. With no sauce.
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1078 "2007-05-29T17:53:56Z")
I once saw **InvisibleWombat** carrying a mongoose in once hand and a snake in the other. He told me he’d already made a fortune taking bets on which one would win a fight.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1079 "2007-05-29T18:35:10Z")
**anyrose** is not attracted to a particular flower.
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1080 "2007-05-29T18:52:13Z")
The snake was **Elendil’s Heir** ’s third cousin on his mother’s side. And so far, it’s lost every single time.
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