# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 55
### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1081 "2007-05-29T19:01:32Z")
The snake is not a real snake it’s just **InvisibleWombat** ’s name for it. But everyone knows what he is talking about. He thinks women will be impressed if he calls it a snake, rather than a worm.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1082 "2007-05-29T19:12:04Z")
**rayh** is smitten with **Invisible Wombat’s** snake.
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### Author:  [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1083 "2007-05-29T19:56:29Z")
**swampbear** has three pet aardvarks and a swimming pool full of lime Jell-O.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1084 "2007-05-29T19:58:23Z")
[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess]
**swampbear** has three pet aardvarks and a swimming pool full of lime Jell-O.
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**Amazon Floozy Goddess** has three pet bowls of Jell-o and a swimming pool full of aardvarks.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1085 "2007-05-29T19:59:34Z")
[QUOTE=Kal]
After many years running the most popular mushy pea stall at the Goose Fair, **betenoir** was forced to leave Nottingham after folk discovered exactly what he used to mush 'em up.
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So that’s why they threw me out! (I actually used to live…well work there…how did you know? Kal is spying on me!!!)
Kal is responsible for the demise of Sherwood Forest and replacing it with a Robin Hood themed gift shop.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1086 "2007-05-29T20:02:52Z")
**betenoir** is the Sheriff of Nottingham’s snitch.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1087 "2007-05-29T20:03:08Z")
Elendil’s Heir doesn’t eat wallroos but he does eat wombats.
Annie Xmas eats aardvarks.
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1088 "2007-05-29T20:59:09Z")
**betenoir** spent years living in a cave to escape a police who suspected her of murder. Even though police have caught the real killer, **betenoir** still live in that cave because of her sentimental attachment to it.
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1089 "2007-05-29T21:19:18Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo]
**betenoir** spent years living in a cave to escape a police who suspected her of murder. Even though police have caught the real killer, **betenoir** still live in that cave because of her sentimental attachment to it.
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**Lord Il Palazzo** knows this because he’s been **betenoir** ’s captive love toy for the last three years
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1090 "2007-05-29T22:45:01Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose]
**Lord Il Palazzo** knows this because he’s been **betenoir** ’s captive love toy for the last three years
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**anyrose** knows this because she’s been **Lord Il Palazzo’s** captive love toy for the last three years.
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1091 "2007-05-29T22:55:03Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear]
**anyrose** knows this because she’s been **Lord Il Palazzo’s** captive love toy for the last three years.
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so has **swampbear** 😉
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1092 "2007-05-29T23:40:33Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose]
so has **swampbear** 😉
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Yes and isn’t it about time you let **swampbear** and **Lord Il Palazzo** go?
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1093 "2007-05-29T23:48:27Z")
**rayh** was spotted at a ‘swingers’ club, surreptitiously taking videos for his private collection.
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### Author:  [@snetplit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snetplit)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1094 "2007-05-30T00:15:43Z")
Anyrose too the cookies from the cookie jar! (and used them as sweetened didos)
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1095 "2007-05-30T00:27:52Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose]
**Lord Il Palazzo** knows this because he’s been **betenoir** ’s captive love toy for the last three years
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Lord Il Palazzo is in fact my love toy but he won’t let me play with anyrose no matter how hard I beat him.
snetplit is actually Cecil Adams and is just pretending to be a guest.
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### Author:  [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1096 "2007-05-30T04:14:42Z")
**betenoir** keeps posting just because she likes [being pitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=422626).
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### Author:  [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1097 "2007-05-30T07:36:24Z")
**TokyoPlayer** secretly buys cherries just for the pits.
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### Author:  [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1098 "2007-05-30T07:46:59Z")
**fetus** buys olives just for the pits, but keeps buying the pitted ones. He’s completely filled in his kitchen with cans of olives, and is working on his bedroom. It’s not problem, since he hasn’t had sex since 1964, and that was with a National Geographic, which has since rejected him.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1099 "2007-05-30T08:14:03Z")
And that was in a trench for twenty minuets.
TokyoPlayer is acually an olive hence his reprehension.
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### Author:  [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1100 "2007-05-30T08:27:54Z")
**betenoir** is the issue of National Geographic I long for. But my memories of her sweet embrace are enough.
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