# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 56
### Author:  [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1101 "2007-05-30T12:39:16Z")
[QUOTE=fetus]
**betenoir** is the issue of National Geographic I long for. But my memories of her sweet embrace are enough.
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**fetus** changed the spelling of his name. His birth certificate indicates quite large feet - His mother named him Feet-us as in “look at his big feet-us-ses.”
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1102 "2007-05-30T13:08:23Z")
**jali** wishes (s)he could have been my captive love toy along with **anyrose** and **swampbear**.
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1103 "2007-05-30T16:38:03Z")
**Lord Il Palazzo** has a throw pillow woven out of nostril hairs.
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### Author:  [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1104 "2007-05-30T17:28:48Z")
**Cartooniverse** is the immediate cause of this thread getting locked down. Not that e’s done anything significant to kill the thread, mind you, but just by being here on page 23.
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1105 "2007-05-30T19:25:43Z")
**Scuba\_Ben** actually has gills. The whole SCUBA setup is just a prop.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1106 "2007-05-30T20:02:52Z")
**InvisibleWombat** is mammalian, but you’d never know it to look at him.
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### Author:  [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1107 "2007-05-30T20:05:54Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** ingests tablets that prevent sweat from arising on his skin.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1108 "2007-05-30T20:07:02Z")
This frustrates **Cartooniverse** , who otherwise would be licking me all day long.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1109 "2007-05-30T21:19:55Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
This frustrates **Cartooniverse** , who otherwise would be licking me all day long.
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It makes a change from the usual things that lick **Elendil’s Heir** all day long.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1110 "2007-05-30T21:33:05Z")
Which of course would be rayh.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1111 "2007-05-30T21:36:16Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
Which of course would be rayh.
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\*\*betenoir \*\* emailed me, saying I should make sure I got at least one more post in on this thread, in case it was shut down, and also asked me to inform all of you that you’ve been whooshed by it being stated she was a female. I know I’m causing trouble, but she, or the devil, made me do it.
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1112 "2007-05-30T22:28:30Z")
**5-4-Fighting** just sent me an email asking me to send him my bank account and PIN numbers so that he can wire me the entire treasury of a small African country that is currently in the midst of a violent uprising.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1113 "2007-05-30T22:44:57Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo]
**5-4-Fighting** just sent me an email asking me to send him my bank account and PIN numbers so that he can wire me the entire treasury of a small African country that is currently in the midst of a violent uprising.
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Please, and pollitely, thak you respeckt.
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### Author:  [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1114 "2007-05-30T22:49:57Z")
**Lord Il Palazzo** sent the info, and was shocked (SHOCKED!) when **5-4-Fighting** Actually wired him 7.2 million dollars.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1115 "2007-05-30T23:08:13Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
\*\*betenoir \*\* emailed me, saying I should make sure I got at least one more post in on this thread, in case it was shut down, and also asked me to inform all of you that you’ve been whooshed by it being stated she was a female. I know I’m causing trouble, but she, or the devil, made me do it.
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I am in fact both male and female as all of the devil’s minions are. Oh…I shouldn’t have said that, here he comes now…
hocow actually got 8 millon from the devil just to rat out Lord Il Palazzo.
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### Author:  [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1116 "2007-05-30T23:20:08Z")
**betenoir** thinks ben wa balls are debutante balls for middle to lower class kids.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1117 "2007-05-30T23:47:55Z")
**Duckster** is the world’s oldest debutante.
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1118 "2007-05-30T23:49:08Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear]
**Duckster** is the world’s oldest debutante.
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**swampbear** has 7 dicks. His fraternity nickname was “Banana Bunch”. He strongly lobbied to get it changed to “Plantain Pile”, but that was quickly nixed.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1119 "2007-05-30T23:51:24Z")
**Least Original User Name Ever** breaks into peoples’ houses and searches their wardrobes. He _really, really_ believes in Narnia.
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2007, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1120 "2007-05-30T23:53:04Z")
**rayh** breaks into people’s wardrobes in hopes of finding a particulary tasty moth among the woolens.
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