# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 59
### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1161 "2007-06-01T16:07:21Z")
**Rayh** enjoys making evening gowns for nightcrawlers.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1162 "2007-06-01T17:44:55Z")
**VunderBob** is well known in literary circles for being unable to distinguish the works of Orson Welles from those of Oscar Wilde.
He also confuses Monet with Manet
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1163 "2007-06-01T17:51:22Z")
**Chowder** is the Doper formerly known as **Atomic Badger Racing**. She is the secret love child of Muhammed Ali and Indira Gandhi.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1164 "2007-06-01T17:59:12Z")
**VunderBob** was a frequent overnight guest at Berchtesgarden, back in the day.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1165 "2007-06-01T18:03:14Z")
Wow. I’d think the offspring of Muhammed Ali and Indira Gandhi would be pretty interesting. Which means that discounts chowder 😃 .
I would pay to see atomic bager racing.
That said Vunderbob is not a vunderble as he thinks.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1166 "2007-06-01T18:07:06Z")
And Elendil’s Heir has been written out of the will. I know because Elendil told me when I was in my buttocks shaped bed with him.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1167 "2007-06-01T18:11:07Z")
**bete-probably not a man-noir** lost **Elendil’s Heir** in one of the buttock impressions he/she/it had made in the bed.
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1168 "2007-06-01T18:15:05Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
That said Vunderbob is not a vunderble as he thinks.
[/QUOTE]
And that _IS_ an outrageous lie…
**Rayh** looks to Daffy Duck as a positive role model.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1169 "2007-06-01T18:34:24Z")
**VunderBob** actually has a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but he’s not tellin’ us that.
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### Author:  [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1170 "2007-06-01T18:42:55Z")
\*\*Elendil’s Heir \*\* keeps obsessively accurate records regarding when other posters write “Elendil’s Hair” by mistake. When the number of misspellings reaches 1,000 (it is now up to 753), Elendil plans to deflower a virgin, read Vanity Fair, and start a new religion, simultaneously.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1171 "2007-06-01T19:06:19Z")
And CairoCarol is the virgin he deflowered, the one who lent him her copy of Vanity Fair, and the first member of his religion.
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### Author:  [@PinkSuspendersareHot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkSuspendersareHot)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1172 "2007-06-01T19:26:38Z")
deflower? vanity fair?
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1173 "2007-06-01T19:28:39Z")
**betenoir** keeps a full wardrobe of both men’s and women’s clothing due to the gender confusion he or is it she seems to be having.
**PinkSuspendersareHot** actually prefers belts made of rope to hold his/her pants up.
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### Author:  [@PinkSuspendersareHot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkSuspendersareHot)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1174 "2007-06-01T19:35:19Z")
Pink rope of course!
Does it not know its gender, how awful!
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### Author:  [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1175 "2007-06-01T19:38:59Z")
**swampbear** prefers belts made of rope for, uh, _other_ purposes.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1176 "2007-06-01T19:42:05Z")
**hocow** hopes one day to find out what those “other purposes” are. 😛
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### Author:  [@PinkSuspendersareHot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkSuspendersareHot)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1177 "2007-06-01T20:01:47Z")
I know I know, I was was there, I was in the swamp with the bear! ooops sorry, have I given it away now
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### Author:  [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1178 "2007-06-01T20:08:58Z")
**swampbear** thinks PinkSuspendersareHot, but **PinkSuspendersareHot** prefers body oil to humid swampbear.
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### Author:  [@PinkSuspendersareHot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkSuspendersareHot)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1179 "2007-06-01T20:21:53Z")
Duckster would like to wear my Pink Suspenders
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1180 "2007-06-01T21:49:20Z")
**PinkSuspendersareHot** wears a flowerpot on her head while doing the laundry. She thinks all of the missing socks will be found there.
When she’s done with the laundry the flowerpot is replaced by her usual aluminum foil beanie.
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