# Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 5, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875 "2007-05-05T13:03:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 60
### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1181 "2007-06-01T22:22:22Z")
**VunderBob** likes to wear nothing _but_ an aluminum-foil diaper, because it makes his junk all nice and sweaty.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1182 "2007-06-01T23:07:11Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
**VunderBob** likes to wear nothing _but_ an aluminum-foil diaper, because it makes his junk all nice and sweaty.
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**Elendil’s Heir** likes licking **Vunderbob** ’s sweat.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1183 "2007-06-01T23:11:24Z")
Vunderbob licks it off of rayh.
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2007, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1184 "2007-06-01T23:57:14Z")
**betenoir** once tried to lick his eyebrows, and wound up swallowing his head instead.
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### Author:  [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1185 "2007-06-02T00:19:31Z")
**VunderBob** personally embezzled 34.2% of the fortune of Huntington Hartford.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1186 "2007-06-02T04:13:28Z")
**Governor Quinn** used to run an obscure Nigerian province, but ran into some political difficulties and now needs to transfer $4.2 million to the bank account of a kindly American…
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### Author:  [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1187 "2007-06-02T10:04:03Z")
Inevitably, \*\*Elendil’s Heir \*\* has volunteered to be that kindly American.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1188 "2007-06-02T14:37:44Z")
**CairoCarol** actually resides in a carboard box behind a Wal\*Mart in Eureka Springs, Arkansas.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1189 "2007-06-02T15:04:54Z")
swampbear wishes he had something as nice as a cardboard box
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1190 "2007-06-02T15:51:42Z")
**betenoir** thinks that a cardboard box would be sheer _luxury_ compared to the Dickensian circumstances of his childhood.
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1191 "2007-06-02T16:28:33Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
**betenoir** thinks that a cardboard box would be sheer _luxury_ compared to the Dickensian circumstances of his childhood.
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**Elendil’s Heir** is the East coast’s leading purveyor of luxury cardboard boxes.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1192 "2007-06-02T16:36:00Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo]
**Elendil’s Heir** is the East coast’s leading purveyor of luxury cardboard boxes.
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At least **Elendil’s Heir** has a box. **Lord Il Palazzo** seems to live in a hole in the ground.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1193 "2007-06-02T17:02:54Z")
**rayh** is considered snobbish by friends because he (she?) lives in a dumpster.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1194 "2007-06-02T17:08:54Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
**betenoir** thinks that a cardboard box would be sheer _luxury_ compared to the Dickensian circumstances of his childhood.
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SHE! SHE! Im’ temped to send you some of the pornorgraphic self portriats I sent sent my SO…however…
Elendil’s Heir has no idea what the naked female body looks like.
Niether does swampbear but at least he has an excuse.
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1195 "2007-06-02T17:20:43Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
SHE! SHE! Im’ temped to send you some of the pornorgraphic self portriats I sent sent my SO…however…
Elendil’s Heir has no idea what the naked female body looks like.
Niether does swampbear but at least he has an excuse.
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Neither does **betenoir**.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1196 "2007-06-02T18:08:09Z")
Well that’s just because my reflection does not appear in mirrors.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1197 "2007-06-02T18:20:05Z")
**rayh** is actually a naked female.
**betenoir** is also a naked female but thinks she might be a naked male. 😛
> [@betenoir](#):
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> Niether does swampbear but at least he has an excuse.
Dang straight…errrr… gay I don’t! 😃
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1198 "2007-06-02T19:04:56Z")
**swampbear** intends to keep this thread going forever. Even after all other posters lose interest, **swampbear** will continue posting several times a day, telling outrageous lies about himself. If a Mod locks the thread, he will continue to make up outrageous lies and write them on the walls of his home in sharpy.
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1199 "2007-06-02T21:17:37Z")
Many Mormon missionaries have entered Lord Il Palazzos home.
None have ever been seen leaving.
Days later Lord Il Palazzo is inviting the neighbors to a cookout, all you can eat, ribs and cracklin bread and lots of sidemeat in the peas. Only $5. One lucky winner will win a bicycle.
If you don’t win it but you like it, Lord Il Palazzo may just have another one around here somewhere he’ll make you a really good deal on.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [June 2, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-lies-about-the-previous-poster/402875/1200 "2007-06-02T22:21:50Z")
**Sampiro** once lost his shirt and all his VCR tapes of _Laverne & Shirley_ (he had the complete series!) betting on 'possum races.
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