# Outrageous Sexual Fantasies
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 31, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502 "2000-08-31T15:29:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/1 "2000-08-31T15:29:32Z")
What are some of you most unusual sexual fantasies? Somehow I get the eerie feeling that the name “Diane” will show up in this thread more than once. We’ll see… Anyways, nows the chance to share your thoughts on this subject!!!
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/2 "2000-08-31T16:10:20Z")
Well, of course there’s the “trapped in a mansion and forced, with many other girls, to be sex slaves” type thing, but unless one of them is, unbeknownst to me, named Diane…I’m afraid I can’t help ye’.
Hee hee hee.
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### Author:  [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/3 "2000-08-31T16:22:37Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by xanadu \*
> **What are some of you most unusual sexual fantasies? Somehow I get the eerie feeling that the name “Diane” will show up in this thread more than once.**
Hey, get yer grubby fantasies offa Diane! She’s too busy shimmying out of the top she’s wearing in her picture on the POTSD pages in **my** fantasy!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…gimme a few minutes…
:eek:
okay.
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### Author:  [@CandyMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandyMan)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/4 "2000-08-31T18:31:32Z")
I have tried to knock out all the real fantasies as far as numbers of people and positions.
People and places are the main ones now. I like the adventerous public places. For example a public bus or train.
Diane would be up there, on the people list, but hey, so is someone with the desire to start a thread like this.
CandyMan
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/5 "2000-08-31T18:45:09Z")
You folks haven’t begun to scratch the surface of bizarre sexual fantasies – and the Internet is just the place to look for them.
As a f’rinstance, one of the more printable fantasies I’ve come across involves turning women into stone. I found these while looking up stuff on Medusa for my book. There are at least two sites devoted to this particular fetish. The poses of the women leave no doubt that this is a sexual kink.
I don’t claim to understand it. Why would this turn anyone on? Is it all Control and a Power game? Despite my interest in Gorgons, I have to admit that this does nothing for me, personally. But there are all types out there. No doubt they would find my kinks weird.
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### Author:  [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/6 "2000-08-31T20:01:25Z")
Ever read Men in Love by Nancy Friday? That introduced me to some rather bizarre fantasies, including one involving castration.
I am sure that i do not want my fantasies come true even if thinking about them turn me on.
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### Author:  [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/7 "2000-08-31T22:57:25Z")
Okay… maybe I should have explained the whole “Diane” reference. On 8-9-00 thread entitled “I had an erotic dream about a doper last night” Diane talked abouthow she had a rather interesting dream about DRY. Since then, he’s managed (rather cleverly) to squeeze a reference about this into, like every post he’s ever made. So, I figured that my thread would be no exception. So, that’s the story behind the whole mentioning of Diane, for those of you that don’t know. I guess I shoulda explained it better to begin with. Bye:\>)
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### Author:  [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/8 "2000-08-31T23:06:55Z")
CalMeachem: If I posted some of my sexual fantasies, half of this board would be screaming for my election as Supreme Panjandrum of the Known Universe.
The other half would be muttering to themselves “Maybe, lynching is okay in some cases” as they lit their torches and fashioned silver trinkets into bullets.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/9 "2000-09-01T01:52:41Z")
Peyote Coyote:
So that’s your fantasy? A sort of Frankenstein/Werewolf thing?
Whatever turns you on.
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### Author:  [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/10 "2000-09-01T04:13:44Z")
Well, it’s not even all that bizzare but I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to be handcuffed or tied up and blindfolded and just let a guy have his way with me. As you can see I’m a rather submissive person, well at least in some things, don’t mess with Mexicans if you’re not kidding though, then you see a very pissed off Kitty. But I dunno, bondage has seemed rather interesting to me for quite a while. Am I freak?
Kitty
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### Author:  [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/11 "2000-09-01T04:26:56Z")
No, Fairy Princess Kitty, you are not a freak. Being tied up can be a lot of fun. So can tying up others.
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### Author:  [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/12 "2000-09-01T04:41:29Z")
Depends on what you mean by “unusual” I suppose.
I have two kinds of fantasies: “romantic” (soft core) and not romantic at all (XXX). The romantic ones are kind of like my own personal, mental soap opera/romance novel, with regular characters and ongoing plot lines that I return to again and again. In the other kind the “plot” might be no more than evolved than that of your average big-budget Caligula-type porno movie with a cast of thousands. Its more about the visual and tactile details than the development of sexual tension between characters.
Now, _which_ kind was it you wanted to hear about? 🙂
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/13 "2000-09-01T07:12:40Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by xanadu \*
> \*\*Okay… maybe I should have explained the whole “Diane” reference. On 8-9-00 thread entitled “I had an erotic dream about a doper last night” Diane talked abouthow she had a rather interesting dream about DRY. Since then, he’s managed (rather cleverly) to squeeze a reference about this into, like every post he’s ever made. So, I figured that my thread would be no exception. So, that’s the story behind the whole mentioning of Diane, for those of you that don’t know. I guess I shoulda explained it better to begin with. Bye:\>) \*\*
It’s called my sig.
And, can you blame me? As poohpah chalupa has illustrated, Diane’s a hottie! And for most of you: if Diane had an erotic dream about you, you’d mention it in your sig, too!! 😃
However, I wasn’t actually planning to post to this thread–not because I don’t approve or anything like that, but because I didn’t really have anything to add. But when I saw myself mentioned, I had to post to it. And, now that I AM in it, I’ll mention that my outrageous sexual fantasy would be to actually experience Diane’s dream!😉
[sub] (I also have a few other female dopers in mind with respect to what happened to Diane, but they refuse to cooperate–I can’t seem to coerce them to have an erotic dream about me)[/sub]
Oh, and while I said I wasn’t planning to **post** to the thread, I was planning to **open** it. Often. 😛
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### Author:  [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/14 "2000-09-01T07:59:55Z")
Heh. You think I’m gonna tell you just like that?
While it’s nice to know your partner’s aproximate level of perversion, finding out the details is half the fun.
So, perversion level:high. The rest you get to work out for yourself. 🙂
Though Hamadryad
> [@](#):
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> “trapped in a mansion and forced, with many other girls, to be sex slaves”
will work for a start. 🙂
–
“You lead us to belive you were rabid, and seconds away from becoming a horrible man-bat!”
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/15 "2000-09-01T08:36:00Z")
“Well… I wish the candy machines weren’t so picky about taking beat up dollar bills… 'cuz… some of us really like candy…”
“I understand, Mr. Simpson… we come from the land of chocolate.”
“Mmmmm… the Land of Chocolate…”
Now, take THAT image, and include a chocolate woman with few inhibitions… oooooooh…
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### Author:  [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/16 "2000-09-01T08:42:49Z")
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
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### Author:  [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/17 "2000-09-01T09:37:48Z")
For bizarre sexual stuff, there’s nothing like [http://www.necrobabes.com](http://www.necrobabes.com).
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### Author:  [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/18 "2000-09-01T11:11:30Z")
Mine involve liquids.
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### Author:  [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/19 "2000-09-01T15:34:07Z")
18 (?) replies to this thread and 300 views… smacks of voyeurism to me.
There’s nothing more fun than the old trapeze and live chicken fetish Lola and I share…
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### Author:  [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/20 "2000-09-01T17:34:26Z")
My fantasy would be to find a woman who has been sexually unfulfilled her entire life - never having had an orgasm, or any kind of release whatsoever. And to seduce her, and to be the first one to open her doors, to give her that first, sweet, trembling, shuddering, eye-fluttering, toe-curling, fingernails in your back, teeth biting your lower lip, release.
To hold her as she swoons, and continue to pleasure her again and again and again, until her body and soul know nothing but mindless orgasmic ecstasy, until we both collapse in each other’s arms, and sleep for a day or more.
Then we get up the next afternoon and go to The Outback, where I get the Outback Special Sirloin, with a Foster’s “Big Bloke”, followed by a dessert of Cheesecake Olivia…
Are there **ANY** women out there that would want to let me live my fantasy?
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