# Outrageous Sexual Fantasies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 31, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502 "2000-08-31T15:29:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/21 "2000-09-01T17:51:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lee \*  
> \*\*Ever read Men in Love by Nancy Friday? \*\*

Wow, talk about a stroll down memory lane… My mom had that book and I can remember sneaking it out of her room to read under the sheets on the top bunk of my bunk bed when I was 11 or 12. Wow.

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**Author:** ![JoltSucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@JoltSucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoltSucker)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/22 "2000-09-01T18:12:03Z")

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Several women having their way with me at the same time, while one strokes my hair and feeds me chocolate truffles…

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/23 "2000-09-01T20:50:01Z")

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**CalMeacham** : just for you…

[go here, but beware!](http://freyr.home.texas.net/SiS/)

Yes, it does involve power/control over the other, or simply being turned into a work of art. Your choice! 😃

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**Author:** ![Ozone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e95f7d/32.png) [@Ozone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ozone)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/24 "2000-09-01T22:35:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*Well, it’s not even all that bizzare but I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to be handcuffed or tied up and blindfolded and just let a guy have his way with me. As you can see I’m a rather submissive person, well at least in some things, don’t mess with Mexicans if you’re not kidding though, then you see a very pissed off Kitty. But I dunno, bondage has seemed rather interesting to me for quite a while. Am I freak?
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> Kitty \*\*

OOOOOOO, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty… Now you’ve got me going… 😉

I used to think my fantasy made me a freak. I have a fantasy of being the agressor in a rape. Not that I’d actually ever rape anyone, but I’d love to have someone willing to “play” like they were unwilling. For years I didn’t dare tell anyone about it, because I figured they’d see me as a psycho-rapist from then on. Then, one day I got up enough courage (ok, I was drunk), and told a friend of mine about it. We were trading fantasies anyway, and I figured, why not. If she’s offended by it, she’ll just never let me in her house again (I’m male). I was surprised to find that she didn’t think it was strange. Since then, I’ve told a few other friends, and I’m finding out that MANY men have this fantasy, or one close to it, and what’s even stranger is that I’m finding a LOT of women who have the opposite fantasy. They want to be taken by force. I wonder why that is… Oh well, if any of you women (and this includes you, Kitty), what to fulfill your fantasy, just give me a call. Maybe we can help eachother out… 😉

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/25 "2000-09-02T00:35:00Z")

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Freyr:

Kind of you to think of me, but if Women being petrified doesn’t turn me on, then Men being petrified does even less fo me (I’m a flaming heterosexual). But I do thank you for pointing it out – until now I didn’t even know there was a fetish for men being turned into stone. It’s typical that it’s men being turned into stone for the benefit of other men – women don’t seem to get into these fantasies as much as guys.

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**Author:** ![chadg033](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@chadg033](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chadg033)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/26 "2000-09-02T00:43:25Z")

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I don’t know, voyeurism has always been something that I have wanted to do…

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/27 "2000-09-02T03:14:31Z")

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Ozone,  
Ya know that offer sounds mighty interesting, I can even supply the handcuffs. I never really fantasized about being raped but my friends say I’m a rather talented actress, at least the ones that have seen me act when I can actually get into a character. So where do you live and when can we go from fantasy to reality? _grin_

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/28 "2000-09-03T05:10:04Z")

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David Patrick Kelly/Hugh Jackman sandwich. When one of them gets tired, Bruce Campbell can take over.

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**Author:** ![Bassguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/51bf81/32.png) [@Bassguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bassguy)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/29 "2000-09-03T17:03:13Z")

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A threesome. On a 747 trans-Pacific flight. With mayonaise. And silk scarves. And a basket hanging from a pulley. And a riding crop. Thigh-high stockings with a seam up the back of the leg.

Yikes–gotta gpo

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**Author:** ![cheezit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/30 "2000-09-03T18:17:51Z")

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Mine? It has to do with a certain female poster to this board and strawberries and whipped cream. :D:D

'Nuf said. 😃

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/31 "2000-09-03T23:02:55Z")

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Cheezit,  
Just strawberries and whipped cream? I say that being at Dairy Queen after hours would be the greatest, all those topping and ice cream and… Okay I think I’ll just go back to my little corner now.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/32 "2000-09-03T23:22:18Z")

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First comment: I’m NOT the only one who wants Hugh Jackman! (Freudian slip: I first went to type Huge Ackman…)

Now, to answer the OP…

I’d like to try bondage some day… nothing hard-core though 'cause i flip out despite myself if i’m too restrained. I can’t even drive indy-style go-karts that much because you can’t move your legs much in them… But handcuffs sound … interesting …

Several different people feature in my fantasies, most of whom are probably unknown to y’all 'cause they’re race car drivers… I’d be willing to try a 3-way with both of the Hardy Boyz wwf tag team…

Oh, and anything involving chocolate syrup/whipped cream… handcuff a guy to a bed and lick chocolate syrup off him, that sounds nice

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**Author:** ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/33 "2000-09-04T05:33:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> \*\*  
> I’d like to try bondage some day…  
> But handcuffs sound … interesting …  
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You know, that’s the real reason I became a cop…all the free bondage equipment you can carry! Handcuffs, leg irons, belly chains . . . 😉

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**Author:** ![kwiturbitchyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/edb3f5/32.png) [@kwiturbitchyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwiturbitchyn)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/34 "2000-09-05T15:14:50Z")

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HMMM Cheezit, I wonder whom that might be…😃 well umm did i ever mention the hot candle wax fantasy? ok well maybe not but uhh oh yeah it is up there on my list. you can geuss what that might be 😃 Oh once I did it in a glass elevator, we stopped on the 10 floor and WOWWEE was that umm wonderful…what i would do to be able to do that again.  
well I love sex and i think i have tooooo many fantasies to list on this little thread but hey it all has to be in good taste. AND Badge, I am married to a cop and i Know what Ya mean…😃

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**Author:** ![uberDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f04885/32.png) [@uberDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uberDave)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/35 "2000-09-05T19:13:05Z")

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well, ah… there are quite a few. But two are frequently reoccuring. One involves a very pretty girl with a taste for submission. (Hello Kitty). And the other is essentially the opposite. A very dominant woman (and on rare occasions two dominant women) and a lost weekend at a desserted beach.

In either case, it always comes down to one common factor. Finding a woman who knows what she wants and is secure enough (and who trusts me enough) to let me know in no uncertain terms.

So, ah…well. There you have it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![catzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8dc957/32.png) [@catzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catzilla)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/36 "2000-09-05T20:35:19Z")

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I tend to prefer a nice romantic fantasy. Soft lighting, good food, candles. It is crucial to have these elements to provide the perfect sensitive backdrop to my very sensual fantasy of Bob “Viagra worked for me” Dole jackhammering George “Cocaine isn’t just for kids anymore” W. Bush’s rectal cavity. But then again, I am a romantic…

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/37 "2000-09-06T02:25:32Z")

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I guess I seem normal, but I have to second the whipped cream/chocolate and the light bondage, as well as the romantic fantasy (candles, music, silk sheets, flowers etc) As many of my friends know I also have exhibitionist and voyeuristic tendencies.

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**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/38 "2000-09-06T02:49:20Z")

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OK. Here Goes. I believe I responded to a fairly recent thread this answer.

Two hot girls are wrestling in a jello pit. One of the girls is mine, like a good friend, and she is against a tough, but beatable girl. They squirm around until exhaustion. I then reward my little winner with incredible slip around, butt slapping, rib tickling, kama sutra, jello tasting sex in the jello.

If I end up dating an athletic, playful, maybe bi-curious girl, I may create a scenerio.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/39 "2000-09-06T03:00:29Z")

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Mine actually comes from a Penthouse forum letter I read once. My SO blindfolds me & ties me up. Then I start receiving oral pleasures. About 5 minutes into it, her voice from across the room asks how I like it? The mystery guest leaves afterward and I am never told who it was. Daring, mysterious, exciting. What a fantasy.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/40 "2000-09-06T03:01:32Z")

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Umm, I just read Penthouse that one time, and it was only for the football preview :rolleyes:

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