# Outrageous Sexual Fantasies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 31, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502 "2000-08-31T15:29:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![nOmega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nOmega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nOmega)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/41 "2000-09-06T07:44:52Z")

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Well, I like [this](http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted). (Be warned.)  
And for everything else, [this](http://www.ntcweb.com/forums/) and [this](http://www.ntcweb.com/forums/pursuit.html) are interesting.  
Not that I read those…

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/42 "2000-09-06T14:16:23Z")

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KInd of a ‘good cop, bad cop’ thing, where I am interogated by 2 female detectives. Being the big, bad, felony suspect, I am, of course, hand-cuffed to the table.

Good cop tries to ‘sweet talk’ it out of me. Bad cop prefers the rough approach. And of course, someone is watching behind a 2-way mirror.

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**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-sexual-fantasies/31502/43 "2000-09-06T19:09:13Z")

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Anthracite, you are now officially the woman I would switch genders for. Will that offer be open after a six month trip to a scandinavian gender reasignment clinic? 🙂

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> Cheezit,  
> Just strawberries and whipped cream? I say that being at Dairy Queen after hours would be the greatest, all those topping and ice cream and… Okay I think I’ll just go back to my little corner now.

You know, if I had never read this thread, I might have gone my whole life without imagining a Fairy Princess in handcuffs, covered in butterscotch and miniature gummi bears.

And I don’t even like butterscotch. Or at least, I didn’t until now . . .  
Cooldude, when jello is involved, do you take out the Barry White and put in the Bill Cosby CD?

–  
“This is the way I see it. Everyone else is out doing this, while I sit at home in my underwear, eating a grilled cheese sandwich and watching ESPN2.”

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