# Outrageous things Trump actually might do at the debate tomorrow

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [October 9, 2016, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036 "2016-10-09T06:12:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/41 "2016-10-09T19:20:24Z")

</div>

> [@Onomatopoeia](#):
>
> We know Trump is going to be angry, possibly seething. I vote that at some point he simply removes his mic and walks out.

> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
>
> Openly proclaim if he loses it is because the election was fraudulent and call on his supporters to engage in second amendment remedies if Trump doesn’t win the election.

I vote these two in combo.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irritant)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/42 "2016-10-09T19:35:35Z")

</div>

> [@Onomatopoeia](#):
>
> We know Trump is going to be angry, possibly seething. I vote that at some point he simply removes his mic and walks out.

I vote he walks out, but forgets to remove his mic, and we are treated to an epic backstage rant against women, the media, the GOP, and any number of other targets.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/43 "2016-10-09T19:42:22Z")

</div>

> [@Chronos](#):
>
> Anyone want to take odds on him attempting to grab Clinton’s crotch?

In all seriousness, I’ve been wondering whether she’ll go in for the traditional half-hug to start the debate or simply refuse to let him touch her.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/44 "2016-10-09T20:26:22Z")

</div>

Three steps away, approaching him, she raises her arm to shake his hand. Like usual.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/45 "2016-10-09T20:58:31Z")

</div>

About 40 years ago, a 12 year old was raped in Arkansas, and Hillary drew the short straw for being the rapist’s public defender. Lately the wingnuts have been trying to show that Hillary was eeeeeviiiiilll to defend this guy, and that she did various eeeeviiiil things in the process of defending him, and afterwards. So if Trump mentions [Kathy Shelton](http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-freed-child-rapist-laughed-about-it/), that’s what it’s about.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/46 "2016-10-09T21:07:18Z")

</div>

> [@WillFarnaby](#):
>
> Sure fantasize about the state’s henchmen subduing the leader of the opposition. You could also fantasize about them taking him back to their lair, and tying him up surrounded by a pool of sharks with lasers on their heads. The camera will quickly zoom in for Clinton’s evil [catchphrase](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y): “We came, we saw, he died!”

Nah, if Trump dies they can replace him. Probably be the best scenario for the Republicans at this point.  
And, btw, you may not be able to stand to follow the news now, but Trump is in no way the leader of anything any more, since even RNC staffers don’t have to work for him. And the opposition is heading out the doors.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/47 "2016-10-09T21:08:19Z")

</div>

I’ll go with him walking out as the most likely thing, but he might say that the same person with a time machine who planted the Obama birth notice also planted the tape.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/48 "2016-10-09T21:16:06Z")

</div>

> [@irritant](#):
>
> I vote he walks out, but forgets to remove his mic, and we are treated to an epic backstage rant against women, the media, the GOP, and any number of other targets.

Oh, please, oh, please, oh please please please!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/49 "2016-10-09T22:28:22Z")

</div>

Pfft! You guys are so apocalyptic.

They’re going to blow your minds - it will be a genteel and polite discussion with tea and cucumber sandwhiches. Important policy issues will be politely and respectfully discussed in calm, moderate tones. And at the end it will all be genial smiles, agree-to-disagree and warm hugs all around.

No, I am not taking bets :).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/50 "2016-10-09T22:32:10Z")

</div>

> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
>
> In all seriousness, I’ve been wondering whether she’ll go in for the traditional half-hug to start the debate or simply refuse to let him touch her.

I was wondering this as well. Last time they were adversaries, but greeted each other warmly. I wonder how she’ll handle it this time.

If I were her, after they shake hands and retreat to their podiums, I would take out a bottle of hand sanitizer, place it in view of the cameras, pump a large dollop of the stuff into her hands and rub furiously.

I hope he goes as low as this thread implies, but I hope she stays on the high road.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/51 "2016-10-09T22:32:21Z")

</div>

I’m anxiously awaiting a public C-bomb. Grabgate was close. Tonight, I’d settle for a nice contemptuous, “Bullshit!” from him.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/52 "2016-10-09T22:33:54Z")

</div>

I’d settle for him being addressed as Greg Stillson.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/53 "2016-10-09T23:25:10Z")

</div>

> [@irritant](#):
>
> I vote he walks out, but forgets to remove his mic, and we are treated to an epic backstage rant against women, the media, the GOP, and any number of other targets.

I’d be okay with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdE83FX-Mto) “hot mike” incident.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/54 "2016-10-09T23:35:44Z")

</div>

> [@Alessan](#):
>
> [Moshe Katsav.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moshe_Katsav) Although, to be fair, he wasn’t directly elected by the public.

Also the President of Israel is a ceremonial figurehead; not the political leader of the country. Although you guys did briefly experiment with having a directly elected Prime Minister.

> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
>
> Is this debate broadcast on a delay? I wouldn’t be surprised if, for the first time in the history of broadcast debates, a candidate will need to be bleeped. And I don’t mean Hillary.

I don’t think anything will be bleeped. I saw both censored & uncensored version of Access Hollywood video on CNN & MSNBC. On SNL Baldwin-as-Trump even used his actual words.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/55 "2016-10-09T23:37:43Z")

</div>

[“That’s a hell of an act you got there, mister. What do you call it?”](https://s18.postimg.org/m3qeg6pd5/thearistocrats.jpg)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/56 "2016-10-09T23:48:45Z")

</div>

> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
>
> Oh, please, oh, please, oh please please please!

Matthew 7:7–8

Bonus Points if he sings [Rock you like a hurricane…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_WjQbD1rC8)

“Rock You Like A Hurricane”  
Donald Trump.  
Double-Down Records

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/57 "2016-10-09T23:58:30Z")

</div>

> [@RTFirefly](#):
>
> About 40 years ago, a 12 year old was raped in Arkansas, and Hillary drew the short straw for being the rapist’s public defender. Lately the wingnuts have been trying to show that Hillary was eeeeeviiiiilll to defend this guy, and that she did various eeeeviiiil things in the process of defending him, and afterwards. So if Trump mentions [Kathy Shelton](http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-freed-child-rapist-laughed-about-it/), that’s what it’s about.

And sure enough, she was there at Trump’s pre-debate presser, along with Juanita Broaddrick, Paula Jones, and Kathleen Willey.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/58 "2016-10-10T00:42:39Z")

</div>

Trump looked exhausted at that press conference. It was pretty… underwhelming… and it doesn’t bode well for his performance.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/59 "2016-10-10T01:01:45Z")

</div>

I could see him verbally attack one of the questioners who asked him a question he didn’t like.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036/60 "2016-10-10T03:04:02Z")

</div>

> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
>
> In all seriousness, I’ve been wondering whether she’ll go in for the traditional half-hug to start the debate or simply refuse to let him touch her.

Called it. Time to go buy a lotto ticket.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036.md?page=2)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/outrageous-things-trump-actually-might-do-at-the-debate-tomorrow/768036.md?page=4)
