Over 80? Sorry, No Papal Vote for You

Or the one before the original Cletus - Pope Linus II has a nice ring to it, too.

Both conjure up nice cartoon images - Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel in a miter, or the Peanuts character sitting on the papal throne with his blanket, sucking his thumb.

There has been talk about a potential for the next pope to be from latin america. Imagine a Pope Jesus.

I think the age restriction, which is really just a mandatory retirement age, is a legitimate policy to insure somewhat against the very real risk of Cardinals who have “lost their fastball” taking part in the Conclave.

More popular then Jesus? That would be awkward.

For the record, I suggested “Pope Peil” (AKA the Pocket Fisher-of-Men) in another thread. (So there. Nyah.)

Regarding Pope Cletus: Am I the only one picturing “Little Cletus” from Zoolander?

Probably. I bet most people here are thinking “Most Popes’ll never lose a toe, but then again some Popes’ll…”

Does this mean they’ll be hanging his vestments from the rafters of St. Peter’s Basilica?

:smiley:

I so want to be there when he comes out of retirement. :eek: