# Over here, Shayna. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 28, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906 "2014-01-28T00:19:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/21 "2014-01-28T08:01:21Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > I can’t see any way a successful Pit thread can include this line. Cake or death, motherfucker? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/22 "2014-01-28T08:49:15Z")
I asked for the vegetarian. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/23 "2014-01-28T11:23:46Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > I can’t see any way a successful Pit thread can include this line. I can’t see anyway a successful Pit thread cannot include this line! > [@Voice of God](#): > > I AM EPISCOPALIAN! THOU HAST DISPLEASED ME. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/24 "2014-01-28T11:59:53Z")
It’s like a Susan Howatch novel! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/25 "2014-01-28T12:10:13Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Amazing how so many people believe that God thinks, likes and hates exactly what they think, like and hate. > > I don’t presume to speak for the dude. Enough people fuck that up already. Yeah? Well, you know, that’s just like, uh, their _opinion_, man. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/26 "2014-01-28T12:14:15Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > Are they the physical manifestation of his spiritual will? Not in so many words. I’m not familiar with Joepiscopolian interpretation but could you explain how nuns are the physical manifestation of His spiritual will in less words? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/27 "2014-01-28T12:29:41Z")
> [@Shayna](#): > > LOL Please. That’s L\_L. Show some respect. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/28 "2014-01-28T12:40:22Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Amazing how so many people believe that God thinks, likes and hates exactly what they think, like and hate. > > I don’t presume to speak for the dude. Enough people fuck that up already. > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yeah? Well, you know, that’s just like, uh, their _opinion_, man. Yeah, well. The Dude abides. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/29 "2014-01-28T12:56:49Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > Others, apparently know that he wants nuns to adopt pit bulls. Hence my fascination with the post in the other thread. Nuns are adopting pit bulls. If god absolutely positively were dead set against it, he could shoot lightning bolts at the nuns to stop these adoptions. If every time a nun attempted to adopt a pit bull she got exploded by lightning, the sisters would get the message pretty damn quick. So, I’m thinking he wants nuns to adopt pit bulls. Read Revelations. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/30 "2014-01-28T13:31:32Z")
> [@Eutychus](#): > > Please. That’s L\_L. Show some respect. 😃 Bullshit. Its, l\_t’s g\_ d\_\_n t\_ t\_e q\_\_\_\_y a\_d t\_\_\_w s\_\_\_f i\_ t\_\_\_e. Blasphemer. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/31 "2014-01-28T14:06:27Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > I’m Episcopalian, not Roman Catholic and so if you are to educate me here ( opposed to pitching in on some side-flame ), go for it. Nuns are in fact the voiceboxes of The Almightly Lord? Really. Some chapter and verse on that if you please? Shayna has never had any difficulty speaking for herself, but on this point, I feel confident in saying that she’s Jewish, and I doubt she believes, as a matter of theology, that nuns are voiceboxes of the Lord. It also seems abundantly clear that you mistook a general laudatory comment for some sort of theological pronouncement, but undoubtedly Shayna can clarify that aspect of things better than I. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/32 "2014-01-28T14:12:35Z")
A benevolent god would never have allowed that stupid pit bull thread to go on for 30 pages. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/33 "2014-01-28T14:24:57Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Bullshit. Its, l\_t’s g\_ d\_\_n t\_ t\_e q\_\_\_\_y a\_d t\_\_\_w s\_\_\_f i\_ t\_\_\_e. > > Blasphemer. Took me a second. Don’t even go there. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/34 "2014-01-28T18:00:22Z")
I thought the pit bull/nun story was sweet. On the page where I read it, there was a link to a story (plus pics) of a pit bull puppy who was born with no front legs. The puppy now has a home and a doggie wheelchair. Did everyone get to see that one too? ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/35 "2014-01-28T23:13:02Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > I’m not familiar with Joepiscopolian interpretation but could you explain how nuns are the physical manifestation of His spiritual will in less words? Who’s this “Joe” fella now? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/36 "2014-01-28T23:21:02Z")
Just got off the phone with God. He told me He’s actually more of a cat person. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/37 "2014-01-28T23:22:26Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > a story (plus pics) of a pit bull puppy who was born with no front legs. Clearly God has a sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/38 "2014-01-28T23:37:22Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > So, I’m thinking he wants nuns to adopt pit bulls. Read Revelations. “Revelation”, um…(it’s the Pit)…dag nab it! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/39 "2014-01-28T23:47:24Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Just got off the phone with God. He told me He’s actually more of a cat person. Cats (think they) are gods, that is why they annoy god so. Especially that damn Bastet. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906/40 "2014-01-29T04:09:36Z")
Shayna accused God of liking pit bulls. That’s deplorable. The only thing worse than that is nuns adopting pit bulls with no legs. That’s despicable. The only thing worse than that is Colin Farrell raping a 14 year old, on screen, no less! That’s heinous! The only thing worse than that is the studio allowing that film to be made! That’s reprehensible! Keep fighting the good fight, Cartooniverse! It’s taking longer than you thought! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/over-here-shayna/679906.md?page=3)