…But that isn’t important right now.
No, not a b–!, a bomb.
The fog’s getting thicker!
And Leon’s getting laaaaarger!
::looks down::
Hmm…Leon’s not the only one…
“Johnny, what can you make of this?”
“I can make a hat, a brooch, a pteradactyl…”
“Johhny, quick. To the tower.”
“To the tower? RAPUNZEL!!”
“I just wanted to let you know we’re all counting on you. Good luck.”
I don’t think I’ve seen the movie while sober. 
IIRC, Jiveman ordered dinner “bo’fish dragged through the garden.” and the old lady translater said to the stewardess "He’ll have the buttered fish with a salad."
Recall, it was the fish that got everyone sick.
Capt. Over: “We have to get these people to a hospital.”
Stewardess: “What is it?”
Capt. Over: “It’s a big building with lots of beds, but that’s not important now.”
Capt. Over to Billy: “You ever been in a Turkish prison?”
What great writing! Those Zucker brothers are a hoot.
“I just wanted to let you know we’re all counting on you. Good luck.”
“Johnny, How about some coffee?”
“No Thanks.”
Johnny comforting a pilot’s wife:
“Where did you get that dress? And those shoes? Geeeez!”.
I love those movies.
“I just wanted to let you know we’re all counting on you. Good luck.”
Okay, I’ll stop now. But it’s one of my favorite little bits of insanity in the movie.
We have gotten this far without mentioning Otto the autopilot…sheesh…
Elaine: “Ted, we got a message from headquarters!”
Ted: “Headquarters? What is it?”
Elaine: “Well… you know… it’s the big building where all the generals meet - but that’s not important right now.”
… and my favourite:
Voice of Vernon: “The red zone is for the loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.”
Voice of Betty: “No, the white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There’s never stopping in a red zone.”
Voice of Vernon: “Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your ‘white zone’ shit again!”
Pete
Take off every .sig for great justice!!
(singing) “There’s only one river…only one stream…”
“The shit’s going to hit the fan for this one…”
Love that line. Yeah.
Thanks Gargoyle! Now I will have that song running through my head!
That and Everythings Comming up Roses!
“Hmmm, he never vomits at home”
Airplane! has tremendous emotional significance in my family. You see, while my mother was in labor delivering Yours Truly, my dad and uncle left her side to go see this movie. So we watch it every year on my birthday. Dad looks chagrined, mom glowers, and I laugh, because now it’s like it’s my movie or something. Good times! 
“We need someone who won’t crack under the pressure!”
“How about Mister Rogers?”
“Barbara Stanwyck could do it! Heath, Nick, Jarrod–there’s a fire in the barn!”
“…well, I’ll give him 20 more minutes, but that’s IT!”
Damn, that was funny! And because of that, I always sit thru the closing credits to see if they’ve slipped anything in. It’s usually worth it!
I like my coffee like I like my men…
I’m not usually this forward but I’ve never been with a man before and I’m afraid we’re all going to die…
“Yes, I’m serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
“Well…Scraps is a boy dog, isn’t he?”
“Do you like movies about gladiators?”