# Overweight sex is dangerous! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 30, 2018, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209 "2018-09-30T10:35:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/1 "2018-09-30T10:35:30Z")
Not so much “I’m coming!” but “[We’re falling!](https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/obese-couple-makes-three-story-fall-after-floor-collapses-during-sex/)” 🙂 > [@](#): > > A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a particularly intense sexual intercourse, causing the couple to fall three stories lower. You’ve got to both empathise and laugh. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/2 "2018-09-30T10:55:32Z")
I have to say that’s a pretty awesome story! ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/3 "2018-09-30T12:58:12Z")
That’s a fake news “satire” site. But I’m sure you knew that. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/4 "2018-09-30T14:56:32Z")
Anyone who thinks it’s real just needs to scroll down. ---
**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/5 "2018-09-30T15:18:07Z")
What a strange satire, I’m not entirely sure what the joke is. Is it really just, “Fat people having sex”? I suppose they can’t all be good ones. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/6 "2018-09-30T15:19:51Z")
> [@Teuton](#): > > What a strange satire, I’m not entirely sure what the joke is. Is it really just, “Fat people having sex”? I suppose they can’t all be good ones. It’s really not satire. It’s clickbait fake news. But if someone calls them on it they can say “it’s all a joke!” ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/7 "2018-09-30T15:42:29Z")
Unless they were having sex on the roof, it would be difficult for them to fall 3 storeys from that building. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/8 "2018-09-30T15:44:27Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > It’s really not satire. It’s clickbait fake news. But if someone calls them on it they can say “it’s all a joke!” Like this thread then. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/9 "2018-09-30T15:49:39Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > …You’ve got to both empathise and laugh. Hmm. > [@Quartz](#): > > Anyone who thinks it’s real just needs to scroll down. As you have now done? ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/10 "2018-09-30T16:02:41Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > As you have now done? There are Dopers who have admitted being severely overweight, though not at that level. I guess they have sex. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/11 "2018-09-30T16:23:28Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > There are Dopers who have admitted being severely overweight, though not at that level. I guess they have sex. I bet they’re laughing till they cry right now, too. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/12 "2018-09-30T16:34:35Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > Anyone who thinks it’s real just needs to scroll down. > [@Riemann](#): > > As you have now done? > [@Quartz](#): > > There are Dopers who have admitted being severely overweight, though not at that level. I guess they have sex. What on earth are you trying to say? That it’s still ok to point and laugh at fat people? Or are you just trying to disguise the fact that this non-story had taken you in? This sequence of posts makes me want to say bad things about you. This is not a new thing. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/13 "2018-09-30T17:21:26Z")
I had a buddy whose Mom was very overweight like 300 pounds or more, she was also very tall, on her wedding night to his stepdad who weighed over 400 pounds they broke the bed in their sexual enthusiasm. At their house they had all this diet food but they would eat twice as much as a normal person so I guess they always ended up breaking even. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/14 "2018-09-30T21:23:53Z")
All I know about overweight sex is it’s Missionary Impossible. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/15 "2018-10-01T03:55:30Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > Not so much “I’m coming!” but “[We’re falling!](https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/obese-couple-makes-three-story-fall-after-floor-collapses-during-sex/)” 🙂 > > You’ve got to both empathise and laugh. WNDR is a fake-news website a la The Onion. The first time I ever saw a story from them, it was about a rural restaurant that was discovered to be serving dog meat, and I instantly knew it was fake when one of the “employees” was named Obamanique. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/16 "2018-10-01T06:26:33Z")
> [@pool](#): > > they broke the bed in their sexual enthusiasm. I know for a fact that this kind of mishap can happen to anyone, depending on where they put you up for the night when you travel. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/17 "2018-10-01T08:15:41Z")
I broke my bed plonking on the side to put my socks on. I weigh 70kg. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/18 "2018-10-01T09:15:12Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > WNDR is a fake-news website a la The Onion. **Loach** beat you to stating what we already knew. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/19 "2018-10-01T09:24:09Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > That’s a fake news “satire” site. But I’m sure you knew that. > [@Quartz](#): > > Anyone who thinks it’s real just needs to scroll down. _ **“Man crashes into river after attempting to give himself a blowjob while driving”** _ Holy shit that made me laugh! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209/20 "2018-10-01T09:38:30Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > **Loach** beat you to stating what we already knew. It still doesn’t explain why you created this thread. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/overweight-sex-is-dangerous/822209.md?page=2)