# Ow ow freakin' OW!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 14, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203 "2005-10-14T11:12:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203/1 "2005-10-14T11:12:38Z")

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Three days ago, my eye started itching.  
Two days ago, it started hurting  
Night before last it hurt bad enough that it interrupted my sleep.  
Yesterday I went to the doctor, and he told me I have a stye.  
I’ve not been in this much pain in several years. It hurts so much I’m not able to sleep more than an hour or two stretched over six hours. It feels like someone has poked their finger into my eye and is just leaving the finger there, wrapped in sandpaper.  
OW OW OW! :mad:

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203/2 "2005-10-14T12:20:18Z")

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> [@ArrMatey!](#):
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> Three days ago, my eye started itching.  
> Two days ago, it started hurting  
> Night before last it hurt bad enough that it interrupted my sleep.  
> Yesterday I went to the doctor, and he told me I have a stye.  
> I’ve not been in this much pain in several years. It hurts so much I’m not able to sleep more than an hour or two stretched over six hours. It feels like someone has poked their finger into my eye and is just leaving the finger there, wrapped in sandpaper.  
> OW OW OW! :mad:

Well, just ouch! Sounds awful.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203/3 "2005-10-14T15:22:01Z")

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Aw, man. _hugs_ ☹ Take care of yourself…

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203/4 "2005-10-14T15:46:34Z")

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Ha, ha! I’m finally getting back at my arch enemy!

Seriously, hope you feel better…sounds terrible.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203/5 "2005-10-14T16:27:30Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Ha, ha! I’m finally getting back at my arch enemy!

Revenge by Pink Eye … you don’t mess with the lady pirates.

Yes, I know Pink Eye is different, but I was trying to be funny. I see I was unsuccessful.

Hope you feel better!

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203/6 "2005-10-14T16:32:14Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Ha, ha! I’m finally getting back at my arch enemy!  
> [/SIZE]

Yarrr!

Of course, this might mean he needs to wear an eyepatch now…

(_I_ think it’d look dashing and handsome. :D)

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203/7 "2005-10-14T18:27:03Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Yarrr!
> 
> Of course, this might mean he needs to wear an eyepatch now…
> 
> (_I_ think it’d look dashing and handsome. :D)

What can I say, but… Aye! (Eye! Get it? Er, okay. Not that funny)

The eye drops make it hurt more temporarilly, but it’s getting better. I no longer want to pry my eye out with a spoon.

I thank you all for well-wishes.

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**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ow-ow-freakin-ow/326203/8 "2005-10-14T21:02:25Z")

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I take it it’s on the inside of your eyelid? My husband had one last Friday that was on the bottom eyelid right on the edge. Luckily it came to a head, so he put a hot compress on it and . . . POP! A saline rinse and all back to normal.

Hope you feel better, but the eye patch would be quite funny for you.

😃
