# Owen Wilson is a Sex God! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 18, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613 "2002-07-18T14:04:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/1 "2002-07-18T14:04:23Z")
This man is not only a great writer _and_ actor, but he is also [fatbastard] dead sexah! [/fatbastard]. _mrowr_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/2 "2002-07-18T14:27:49Z")
Mmmmm…Owen Wilson. I am all about the Owen lurve. He is just a doll! And I happen to have a thing for noses and I LOVE his. My favorite was his zen cowboy in Shanghai Noon. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/3 "2002-07-18T14:37:16Z")
Haha yes! I love that sexy schnozz! Mmmmmmmmm 😛 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/4 "2002-07-18T14:50:48Z")
There is something so oddly appealing about those Wilson boys. They have this very calming way of speaking that just does it for me. …And, yeah, the nose works for me, too. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/5 "2002-07-18T14:53:59Z")
Sorry, man. My taste buds respectfully disagree. As much as I’d _like_ to appreciate his talent, I’m afraid his role in _Cable Guy_ ruined it for me. He was such an ass in that role, and I can’t separate him from it. “So you’re a [insert whatever her occupation was here] - what’s THAT like?” Grr. I hate it when a role ruins an actor for me! Now LUKE Wilson, on the other hand. I agree with **Juanita’s** assessment of the calm demeanor. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/6 "2002-07-18T14:58:04Z")
I didn’t realize Luke and Owen were bro’s!!! :eek: I must rent The Cable Guy, as I haven’t seen it. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/7 "2002-07-18T15:09:22Z")
You ladies would like Bottlerockets, their independant film. You might like Owen less, but they are great in it, and it’s a damn fine flick. ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/8 "2002-07-18T15:14:33Z")
If it weren’t for my boyfriend, I would make it my personal mission to make Luke Wilson my vinyl-clad sex slave. ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/9 "2002-07-18T16:26:53Z")
I’d take either in a second - both are incredibly sexy. Yeah - it’s the nose. Have to admit - haven’t really been able to differentiate which is which - whenever I see one, all I know is that it is a Wilson! Susan ---
**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/10 "2002-07-18T16:35:47Z")
Owen Wilson…mmm…he was great in “The Royal Tenebaums”. Loved him in “Shanghai Noon”. Very hot!! ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/11 "2002-07-18T17:07:52Z")
Why hasn’t he sprung for a nose job yet? It looks like he got hit in the face with a basketball. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/12 "2002-07-18T17:27:13Z")
Mmmm…Owen Wilson…mmmmm ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/13 "2002-07-18T17:43:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \* > \*\*Why hasn’t he sprung for a nose job yet? It looks like he got hit in the face with a basketball. \*\* Have you read the rest of the thread? Everyone loves it! Why fix what ain’t broke? …Ok, so it _is_ broke. You know what I mean. Justin ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/14 "2002-07-18T18:11:06Z")
Yeah, so his nose is a little crooked. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for it…unless John Cusack or Aidan Quinn came along instead. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/15 "2002-07-18T20:45:28Z")
He was hilarious in _Meet the Parents_, too! I wanna make wild monkey-love to him! :p:p:p ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/16 "2002-07-18T21:05:46Z")
Owen Wilson is gorgeous. He’s blond (which a particular turn-on for me), he’s masculine, he’s intelligent, and he’s got a bod made for sin. His brother Luke is only slightly less attractive, and that’s only due to his not being blonde. I would love to be the gay guy filling in a Wilson brothers sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/17 "2002-07-18T21:25:41Z")
“Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.” I LOVE Owen Wilson. But I really wish he had thought twice about being in Behind Enemy Lines. Ridiculous action movies are a waste of his talent. But, as great as Owen is, Luke is far superior- both in appearance and acting ability. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/18 "2002-07-18T22:22:00Z")
Owen Wilson. Mmmmmm, yes. _Goes to my happy place_ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owen-wilson-is-a-sex-god/119613/19 "2002-07-19T00:16:42Z")
Was he the one from _The Haunting_? If so, yeah, he’s pretty cute.