# Owie, Owie, Owie, Owie, Owie Frikin' OW!! \<snif\>

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 7, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299 "2001-08-07T16:05:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/1 "2001-08-07T16:05:11Z")

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I have a big fat headache.

This sux.

Al.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/2 "2001-08-07T17:00:33Z")

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Are you dehydrated? Sometimes drinking water will help a headache.

\<pat, pat, pat\> you’ll feel better soon, dear.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/3 "2001-08-07T17:02:31Z")

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\<snif\>

I belive that I’m fully hydrated - I think the headache is due to the ceaseless back spasms that I’m having.

\<snif, snif\>

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/4 "2001-08-07T17:12:45Z")

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What usually works for me is taking about 4 ibuprofen tablets. I don’t mess with that pansy 1 or 2 stuff, I go straight for the overkill.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/5 "2001-08-07T17:15:03Z")

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I’ve actualy been shwanking back Tylenol #3’s, but I can’t take many more, because I do have to drive home from work.

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/6 "2001-08-07T17:26:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*What usually works for me is taking about 4 ibuprofen tablets. I don’t mess with that pansy 1 or 2 stuff, I go straight for the overkill. \*\*

That may work for some, darlin’, but in this case, I think that medical marijuana is clearly indicated.

Sua

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**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/7 "2001-08-07T17:47:24Z")

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I, for one, prefer combining yer regular old Extra Strength Tylenol with Ibuprofin for most of my pains. Works like a charm.

But just FYI, ibuprofin can actually cause headaches. so I’ve been told.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/8 "2001-08-07T17:49:45Z")

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I’ve had occasional headaches for the past couple of weeks. Got bonked on the head by a piece of a home gym I was assembling.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/9 "2001-08-07T17:54:45Z")

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Just wanted to add: that bonk on the head was worse than being whacked on the nose by a bowl of bird seed but not as bad as falling off my chair and getting a caster arm square between the butt cheeks!

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/10 "2001-08-07T18:00:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \*  
> \*\*Just wanted to add: that bonk on the head was worse than being whacked on the nose by a bowl of bird seed but not as bad as falling off my chair and getting a caster arm square between the butt cheeks! \*\*

That last one wouldn’t have been so painful if you had been prescient enough to use some castor oil.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/11 "2001-08-07T18:18:23Z")

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Oh dear, back spasms, you poor thing. Probably what you need is to lie down in a quiet place with a good book and handful of muscle relaxants.  
\<Sigh\> But No, you are at working, _slaving_ for a thankless troglodyte. Can you go home? Or at least adjust your chair so it’s not making it worse?

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**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/12 "2001-08-07T18:18:26Z")

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A tip for the Advil[sup]TM[/sup] overindulgers amongst us (myself included)…

Ibuprofen works much better on an empty stomach.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-frikin-ow-snif/75299/13 "2001-08-07T19:47:51Z")

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medicinal marijuana sounds pretty good - now that it’s legal and all.

Actually, crack cocaine is even appealing at this point.

Headaches suk. Not as bad as a caster arm between the butt cheeks, but pretty bad all the same.
