Dennis Hope has unjustly claimed ownership of the Moon.
Any logically oriented person, with a firm grip on reality, can easily determine the the Ownership of the Moon (Luna) is already firm in the hands of we Lunatics!
(This includes MOST members of the SDMB {but not YOU} and many of those with Charter Member under their screen name).
Hereby, all are ordered to take their 1920’s style Death Rays in hand, and when the abhorred Dennis Hope attempts to take possession of our cherished lands, we are to SMITE him in the Name of The Invisible Pink Unicorn (blessed be the Name) and to recover the barren lands for the greater good of Cecil of the Adams, and for the continuing battle on ignorance, begun in 1973, and ever continuing (because we need more time).
Hey, it’s a rough job, but somebody has to do it!