# Owww... that was stupid. Stupid.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 6, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748 "2006-01-06T16:15:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748/21 "2006-01-08T04:59:32Z")

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It’s the informal motto of the students at my school. “Seemed like a good idea at the time”

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748/22 "2006-01-08T05:37:25Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Up in the appalachians some years ago, we got a thick layer of ice over snow. So when I have to head down a steep slope, I didn’t stick to the stairs. I just did my normal thing and took a straight line towards my destination. Diagonally across and down the slope.
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> For less than one step.
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> It was so obviously too slippery to walk on that I felt like a complete dumbass. To make things worse, It happened in front of the big windows on the student union so there was probably a big crowd to see it. At least I was unhurt.

This reminds me of the time I discovered black ice.

I had the radio on that morning, and they said there was black ice out, so be careful. It was my first winter in the Midwest, and I idly wondered what black ice was.

Fortunately, there was no crowd to see what happened next.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748/23 "2006-01-08T07:57:15Z")

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> [@Johnny L.A.](#):
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> I pulled a boner the other night. Since I have bad knees,

Wow.

I got a hand cramp once, but never a knee problem from it.

That might be a sign to ease off a bit.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748/24 "2006-01-08T08:07:23Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> You’ve brought back a memory that I would have preferred remain forgotten.
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> While travelling, I stopped at a roadside place for a break. The place had a really cool playground with an amazing tall twisty slide. I decided that I was not too old to take a ride on the slide. I climbed the ladder and started down the slippery slope. Immediately I realized a very important fact: slides are made for children, not adults. Between the end of the slide and the ground is a gap of maybe a foot. A little kid with short legs can easily hit the ground running. I, as a long-legged adult, had about two seconds to decide whether I was going to land hard on my butt or hit the ground with my feet and try to run through the fall. I elected to land on my feet. My feet touched down and remained firmly grounded as the rest of my 5’8” body plunged onward and landed face-down in the gravel.
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> As I slowly, painfully, gracelessly rose from the gravel, I saw a playground full of children staring at me with stunned expressions. I hobbled back to my car in shame.

Slides are in fact made for children, and sometimes, an adult’s ass gets, er… _stuck_, resulting in said adult being forced to sort of \*shimmy \* down the slide, whilst pulling with her heels.

‘My friend’ was very embarrassed, and swore off childish things like playgrounds.

And ice cream.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748/25 "2006-01-08T15:59:55Z")

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What is this “ice” and “snow” you people speak of? 😕

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**Author:** ![MizGrand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@MizGrand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizGrand)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748/26 "2006-01-08T16:16:44Z")

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Major hijack following:

How the heck do you pronounce your name? I think of it differently each time I see you here.

So, it is Man-Get-Out or Man-je-to or Man-ja-tout?? This in itself will help to eradicate the ignorance of myself! thx!

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748/27 "2006-01-08T16:24:24Z")

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So you experienced a sudden arboreal stop…

That hahaOuch just killed me, btw. All the other jokes in this thread, and that’s the one that made me laugh right out loud.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/owww-that-was-stupid-stupid/338748/28 "2006-01-08T17:09:04Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> What is this “ice” and “snow” you people speak of? 😕

I think it’s an anti-motorcycle device set up by the State of Washington. ☹

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