# Oxymoron of the Millennium **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 1999, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032 "1999-10-28T21:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032/41 "1999-11-09T05:26:00Z")
Rain on your wedding day Oh wait! That’s not an oxymoron, thats ironic. Oh wait! No it’s definitely not ironic. What the hell is it then? Oh yeah! It’s a bitch. * * * Za’an kho’ku na tenshi no teeze. Kyoko Baby! ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032/42 "1999-11-09T06:07:00Z")
Civil War In the case of the Browns… Winning Season * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032/43 "1999-11-09T17:56:00Z")
Oh cowgod,yeow. The browns are doing sooo well! What about that complete skunking by the Ravens? Heard its so bad, Big Dawg is goin on a diet!(true) ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032/44 "1999-11-13T22:53:00Z")
taped live home office working vacation definite maybe * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos ---
**Author:** ![White\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f19dbf/32.png) [@White\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032/45 "1999-11-14T03:02:00Z")
Cafeteria Food Virtual Reality new & improved * * * **White Wolf** “Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.” ---
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032/46 "1999-11-14T03:48:00Z")
“informed speculation” ---
**Author:** ![Roddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@Roddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roddles)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032/47 "1999-11-14T04:57:00Z")
How about a bottle of shampoo I saw labelled… original recipe - NEW AND IMPROVED ---
**Author:** ![Cool\_Hand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@Cool\_Hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cool_Hand)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032/48 "1999-11-14T09:46:00Z")
Alpha Gore ---
**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032/49 "1999-11-16T01:09:00Z")
Hahaha. Civil war. Heheheheh. Oh no! It’s the Wlair Bitch! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxymoron-of-the-millennium/11032.md?page=2)