# Pabst Blue Ribbon!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 5, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237 "2015-03-05T01:51:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/1 "2015-03-05T01:51:31Z")

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Music video by Skuzz Twitty. Had me laughing my ass off:

I wanna nail the blonde.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/2 "2015-03-05T01:58:59Z")

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ETA: Twittly. I was too late to edit.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/3 "2015-03-05T01:59:09Z")

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That was all kinds of awful, dammit. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/4 "2015-03-05T02:07:03Z")

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So, what kind of beer do you like?

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/5 "2015-03-05T02:21:13Z")

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I enjoy many beers; among them is PBR. I got a sixer of tall boys earlier this week.  
ETA…the blonde? Rly??

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/6 "2015-03-05T02:23:17Z")

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> [@Sicks\_Ate](#):
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> I enjoy many beers; among them is PBR. I got a sixer of tall boys earlier this week.  
> ETA…the blonde? Rly??

Yah, she was hot. I like small tits.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/7 "2015-03-05T03:23:34Z")

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We used to drink PBR when we were teens, and trying to drunk cheap. That, and Black Label. You could buy a case for $4!

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/8 "2015-03-05T03:56:58Z")

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That was terrible and hilarious. It’s 10:00 here, and I finally laughed today!

PBR used to be my dad’s beer until he switched to even cheaper beers. I always liked it, although I haven’t had it for a while. I should pick some up on my next beer run. I’m an old guy, so I won’t be mistaken for a hipster. Hopefully.

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/9 "2015-03-06T04:05:44Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> So, what kind of beer do you like?

[Heineken](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHwORSHSlVA)

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pabst-blue-ribbon/714237/10 "2015-03-06T05:21:32Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> [Heineken](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHwORSHSlVA)

Hehe. That made me chuckle. Pabst is actually a pretty all-right beer for the style. I still remember being somewhere between Milwaukee and Green Bay, getting it on tap at some bar and thinking to myself, “Wow, this stuff is actually pretty decent.” I don’t know if it was just the joy of traveling or any beer would have tasted great after the hours driving from Chicago but, I swear, that beer was just what I wanted at the time. It’s not going to replace Old Style as my American light lager of choice (well, Yuengling would probably win that if it were available here), but it’s respectable. I don’t mind that it’s been co-opted by hipsters, as it just makes it all the more available, and if I have a choice of cheap beer outside of Budweiser or Miller, I’m happy.
