# pacman porn? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 29, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708 "2004-02-29T03:15:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![owlofcreamcheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@owlofcreamcheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlofcreamcheese)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/1 "2004-02-29T03:15:59Z")
[http://www.geocities.com/pac\_fan\_roxxor/index.htm](http://www.geocities.com/pac_fan_roxxor/index.htm) I think the internet needs to be shut down right about now. there is no real nudity I guess, so its safe to look at. but its pretty hard on the eyes. ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/2 "2004-02-29T03:22:41Z")
heh heh heh… ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/3 "2004-02-29T06:15:48Z")
> [@](#): > > IM SO IN LOV3 WIT PACMAN!!! H3 2TALY ROKS MAH WORLD!!1 EVER SINC3 TEH FIRST TIEM I PLAEYD DA GAME I NU TAHT I WAS IN LOV3 WIT PACMAN!11 SO I MAED THIS SIET 2 TOK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOV# PACMAN B/C IM IN LOV3 WIT HIM!1 LOL > > HARA IS A PICTURE TAHT I FOUND ON TEH INT3RN3T!111!! OMG WTF LOL I THINK IT IS 2TALY HOT AND SEXY1!!11!!! OMG WTF LOL I WISH I CUD FIND MORE PICTURAS LIEK THIS ON31!11 LOL > > I HOP3 TAHT 3V3RYONA WHO COMES 2 MAH SIET LIEKS THIS PICTUR3 AS MUCH AS I DO11111!1 WTF LOL I THINK IT IS RILLY AEWSOM3 AND I WISH TAHT I CUD MAEK PICTURES AS AEWSOM3 AS THIS11!!!1! LOL IMM TRYNG RILLY HARD 2 LEARN HOW 2 MAEK AESOM3 PICTURAS BUT IMM STIL NOT VARY GOD11!!11! I think this is the first sign of the Apocalypse. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/4 "2004-02-29T07:32:46Z")
“Well, Mrs. Pacman _is_ pretty hot… I mean, with that bow on her head?” - My roommate ---
**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/5 "2004-02-29T07:46:47Z")
I like how it also has stories in case the pictures don’t get you hot enough. The one where PacMan comes home to find Dig Dug drilling Mrs. PacMan is actually quite touching. I really felt for him. One time I came home and QBert was going down on my girlfriend. That’s the kind of hurt you can’t reset. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/6 "2004-02-29T08:23:25Z")
I’m _sure_ that’s a joke. Find the Pac-Man porn site with the photoshopped images, clean layouts, spell-checked erotica, and a request for you to submit your own stuff… _then_ is the time to panic. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/7 "2004-02-29T09:06:48Z")
That’s hilarious. And it’s pretty clearly a joke, if anyone’s wondering. If nothing else, you can look at the source code and see that the images are hosted at some guy’s University of Maine web account. Just for fun, and because I’m really bored tonight, I went to the address of his account and poked around a bit. As near as I can figure, the same guy who made this page also wrote [this](http://www.umit.maine.edu/~andrew_ward/1499F8FD-004C4D19.-1/Essayofun.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/8 "2004-02-29T12:49:10Z")
As a general rule of thumb anything you can think of has popped up somewhere on the internet as porn. I didn’t believe either, and said “I bet [something] hasn’t!”, googled, and, well, it wasn’t pretty… ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/9 "2004-02-29T17:10:01Z")
But it also looks like he made this… [http://www.umit.maine.edu/~andrew\_ward/111AF8D2-004C4D19.-1/Movie1.swf](http://www.umit.maine.edu/~andrew_ward/111AF8D2-004C4D19.-1/Movie1.swf) ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/10 "2004-02-29T19:21:02Z")
I like the guest book entries best 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lazlo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lazlo/32/9678_2.png) [@Lazlo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazlo)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/11 "2004-02-29T21:35:30Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > I think this is the first sign of the Apocalypse. Actually, [this](http://www3.us.porsche.com/english/usa/cayenne/cayennev6/default.htm) was. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/12 "2004-02-29T22:34:00Z")
> [@FabioClone](#): > > I like how it also has stories in case the pictures don’t get you hot enough. The one where PacMan comes home to find Dig Dug drilling Mrs. PacMan is actually quite touching. I really felt for him. One time I came home and QBert was going down on my girlfriend. > > That’s the kind of hurt you can’t reset. You made me tinkle!!! Now, stop it. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/13 "2004-03-01T00:20:32Z")
Um…Wow… What can you say to something like that? ---
**Author:** ![owlofcreamcheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@owlofcreamcheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlofcreamcheese)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/14 "2004-03-02T02:36:46Z")
its sad that the page didn’t actually use the phrase “drilling ms pacman” in the digdug story… someone should write in and suggest that! ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/15 "2004-03-02T06:04:00Z")
> [@FabioClone](#): > > One time I came home and QBert was going down on my girlfriend. > > That’s the kind of hurt you can’t reset. I can’t stop laughing at this. Can I steal it for my sig? You know, in case the neon GEEK sign over my head isn’t bright enough. ---
**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/16 "2004-03-02T06:43:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Can I steal it for my sig? You may. However, I should warn you that using my quotes may make you hipper, cooler, and more appealing to the opposite sex. Use at your own risk. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/17 "2004-03-02T08:13:00Z")
You know, I just couldn’t enjoy the site, no matter how hard I tried, because I F\*\*\*ING HATE 733tsp34k!!! ---
**Author:** ![owlofcreamcheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@owlofcreamcheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlofcreamcheese)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/18 "2004-03-05T00:54:44Z")
it seems the site has added both a movie and live picture section (useing peeps it looks like)… disturbing… this has gotta be a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/19 "2004-03-05T02:31:43Z")
My God, it’s full of pac. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708/20 "2004-04-10T06:54:11Z")
Wow. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pacman-porn/231708.md?page=2)