# Paging Mr. (or Ms.) \_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-mr-or-ms-_______/342085>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 29, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-mr-or-ms-_______/342085 "2006-01-29T16:01:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-mr-or-ms-_______/342085/41 "2013-01-25T17:26:24Z")

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> [@cjepson](#):
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> This reminds me of the running gag on _Laugh-In_ where they would pick two actual well-known people and say “If X married Y…”, as follows:
> 
> Did you know that, if Christie Brinkley married Sean Hannity, she’d be Christie Hannity?

Took a moment. Good one.

One of the better ones (for me) in that group was with Ella Fitzgerald marrying Darth Vader.

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