# Paging TubaDiva **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 3, 2005, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887 "2005-12-03T08:38:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/1 "2005-12-03T08:38:08Z")
Hi there, remember when I was asking if I could change my name and you said to email you? Well, I sent you an email about a week ago… and then another one. Did you get them? Do I need to learn some damn patience? Was it, in fact, someone ELSE I was supposed to email? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/2 "2005-12-03T13:12:39Z")
Probably, you need to learn some patience. Email her again, and be sure the subject line is clear (e.g., “SDMB request for change of username.”) Avoid subject lines such as “Help me” or “Obtain cheap meds.” ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/3 "2005-12-03T13:21:24Z")
> [@C K Dexter Haven](#): > > Probably, you need to learn some patience. Email her again, and be sure the subject line is clear (e.g., “SDMB request for change of username.”) Avoid subject lines such as “Help me” or “Obtain cheap meds.” “Increase your penis size” is OK? ---
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/4 "2005-12-03T14:18:01Z")
I think my subject line was “sdmb name change”. Just keep waiting then? Anyone know how long it takes to answer an email? ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/5 "2005-12-03T14:42:54Z")
I waited for a week or two. It happens. Just wait for it. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/6 "2005-12-03T14:57:39Z")
> [@csharpmajor](#): > > Do I need to learn some damn patience? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/7 "2005-12-03T15:45:40Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > “Increase your penis size” is OK? If I email Tuba will my penis size increase? Or does she know some tantric secrets? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/8 "2005-12-03T16:48:58Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > If I email Tuba will my penis size increase? Or does she know some tantric secrets? Well, yes, if you e-mailed Tuba with a subject line of “Increase my penis size” she at least would think you’re a big dick! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/9 "2005-12-03T18:16:30Z")
Sorry 'bout that, this has been some few days of too muchness on most every front and I’ve not been able to do more than glance at email. Your situation is resolved now, so please keep your pants on, especially if penis size is at issue here. (Though that’s not my department.) TubaDiva ---
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/10 "2005-12-03T18:44:27Z")
Hooray! Thanks man 😃 _slips into the background_ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/11 "2005-12-03T19:21:10Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#): > > Your situation is resolved now, so please keep your pants on, especially if penis size is at issue here. (Though that’s not my department.) > > TubaDiva So who is in charge of penis enlargement? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/12 "2005-12-03T19:52:37Z")
“FlyingRamenMonster” is an _improvement?!_ ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/13 "2005-12-03T19:56:15Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Well, yes, if you e-mailed Tuba with a subject line of “Increase my penis size” she at least would think you’re a big dick! 😉 Wouldn’t she think that you’re a little dick? ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/14 "2005-12-03T20:03:37Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Well, yes, if you e-mailed Tuba with a subject line of “Increase my penis size” she at least would think you’re a big dick! 😉 Tuba knows I [del]have[/del] am a bick dick. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/15 "2005-12-03T20:22:22Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Tuba knows I [del]have[/del] am a bick dick. So…how often do you flick that thing? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paging-tubadiva/333887/16 "2005-12-04T00:10:10Z")
Situation resolved . . . thread closed. **Cajun Man** for the SDMB