# Paid Subscriptions - What for? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 27, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367 "2004-05-27T16:39:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/161 "2004-05-29T07:31:19Z")
I think the phrase is “Gabba gabba,” as in the Ramones song Pinhead, which used a sample from _Freaks_ of the “freaks” saying “Gabba gabba, you are one of us!” or something like that. At least, that’s how the Ramones spelled it. And if we can’t trust Joey Ramone, friends, we can’t trust anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/162 "2004-05-29T08:16:59Z")
> [@Doomtrain](#): > > Oh no! Some dumbass named after a pork product doesn’t like us! I’m sure the boards will go back to being free now! “Wow,” the admins will say, “we thought all the initial bitching about a payment plan was just sour grapes, but now a moron named after a pig doesn’t like us. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!” LOL! Really, the OP was strait for brains. Anyone who doesn’t fork over $15 for the membership is needy (with charity available from generous members), uninterested (fine), or just plain stupid! Pork be gone! ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/163 "2004-05-29T10:24:06Z")
> [@PorkChop47](#): > > Of course you’re going to defend your positions, you already forked over the $14.95 and there’ s no getting it back. No, most of us forked over $4.95 in March and April for “Charter Membership.” After that, the price became $14.95. Still a bargain. > [@](#): > > I’m the perfect prey to pounce on aren’t I? Face it you were had! You’re using an outdated vbulletin board. Again I wasn’t chastising users of the board. I was writing against the admin and the board itself. But you all chose to poke fun at my name. The money we paid was not necessarily for the best tech out there but for the right to participate on the board. We think that’s worth it. There are also hopes that the tech will improve, but for the most part I’m satisfied. > [@](#): > > I’m not even going to bother quoting your mind less cursing, and swearing (we have enough of that on 98% of the web. I thought this was the one place that was fre of that, and that rational humans would solve their differences and debate with words. Curse words are still “words.” And this is the _Pit_ you dumbfuck barbequed cut of swine! > [@](#): > > Let’s not forget the head nodding, and mindlessly agreeing to one another (read back through the thread and see how many of you use the same lines as others). All the pit does is breed a bunch of mindless head nodders that agree to the same things. You aren’t any better than a party of monkeys. Nah, we’re just having fun roasting you _now_. We’ll go ahead and roast each other **later**. > [@](#): > > Clean out your potty mouths, and bring some constructive defence. Or do you all gang up on unwelcome guests? Who says you’re unwelcome? We just think you’re being an idiot in _this_ thread, that’s all. > [@](#): > > For a group of people that fight ignorance, you sure do breed a lot of hate in this place. Nowhere have I heard the mention of tolerance… SMDB is against racists and fools of all stripes. This ain’t the Hate Place. > [@](#): > > I would reply to all your critisims individually…but wait there are none. How about that you’re a whiny, self-riteous fuck? > [@](#): > > Are you luddites and going to challenge industry standard forum tools? Let’s just go back to smoke signals shall we… Put up a fight with vbulletin, phpbb, phpnuke and invasion boards. Oh and good luck to you! Fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Tuco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tuco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuco)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/164 "2004-05-29T11:28:13Z")
Some good did come of **Porky47** ’s time here This thread - we won’t have to have lots of threads with people complaining the SDMB is paid for in the pit, we can just redirect them to here. **Mycroft H.** now knows Stella Artois is brewed in South Wales ([Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=257051) to thread) - so he did fight some ignorance! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/165 "2004-05-29T13:23:15Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > Geeze Louise People! Here you all are having a pig roast and nobody started the charcoal! Don’t you realize that eating raw port is bad for you? > > Now allow me to get the Kingsford started … > > 😃 All right! Squirt some more lighter fluid on it, and I’ll just light it off with my 1920’s style “Death Ray”. Did anyone bring pie? GOOBA GABBA! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/166 "2004-05-29T14:06:05Z")
> [@Doomtrain](#): > > I think the phrase is “Gabba gabba,” as in the Ramones song Pinhead, which used a sample from _Freaks_ of the “freaks” saying “Gabba gabba, you are one of us!” or something like that. At least, that’s how the Ramones spelled it. And if we can’t trust Joey Ramone, friends, we can’t trust anyone. Amen to that! ---
**Author:** ![PorkChop47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e68b1a/32.png) [@PorkChop47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorkChop47)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/167 "2004-05-30T03:02:17Z")
Bottom Line. By charging folks to be members of your community (online culture) you’re guilty of selective speech (more on this in the sentences to follow), so much for open minded thought and battling the evil forces of ignorance with bias thought on the boards. No I wasn’t asking for your sympathy or for a sponsorship. Suddenly you’re making assumptions that I can’t afford the $14.95. I haven’t mentioned once that I was in difficult financial times or my wife is dying of cancer etc. What now you know me and my financial status? I could buy all your subscriptions, and take you out to red lobster, and top it off with a couple lap dances for you 12 year olds who’re tossing the F word like it’s going out of fashion. Although the second wave of of answers were better than the first that tried to scare me away by showing me the door. I enjoyed reading mhendo’s economic theory. I too am a fond supporter of Capitalism (with a capital C). Yes market forces have determinded the price of posting on this board. Still Ed. Zotti’s sales technique isn’t convincing to me. I’m a more informed customer, and I know it costs way less than $14.95 to run this board per person. And please don’t toss your $4.95 figure to me, like monkeys you all again started quoting the $4.95 figure to me. $14.95 maybe steep for someone in Africa or India, there’s not much of a cultural view from developing nations on these boards. This is evident from the lack of response from my “African Philosophy post”. You may get people of diffrent cultures on your boards if you lower or better yet be done with the payment. The United States is not the spot light of the world. Maybe to you it is, but ignorance is breeding everywhere Chitwood asks. “Why are you posting?” I’m posting cause I would like to be informed about where all the extra $$ is going? No I’m not here for fame or anyone’s sympathy or even for you to say I am right. If you want to get a refund go ahead and ask for it. I didn’t suggest that. I’m not even posting to ruffle any of your feathers, which I have successfully done. My posts are pretty serious and contain little humor or sarcasm as other users are fond of. In closing, if you find $14.95 to be lunch money, or “just a magazine subscription” or “weekly toilet paper budget” consider making a donation to the [Kalahari People’s Fund](http://www.kalaharipeoples.org/) You may just leave an impressionable mark on the planet by doing so. Also why no “welcome to the board” for me or the other guest users supporting my views.You welcomed user P\_T\_ who makes 2 liner posts. Does that impress you. His posts are few in quntitiy and even less in intelligence. Yet you chastise me , the one who has your knickers in a twist. It’s not even about the $14.95 anymore. I might just stay here, you’re right it is pretty entertaining talking to a group of numbs. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/168 "2004-05-30T03:05:55Z")
Welcome to the **SDMB.** I can’t answer your questions as to where the money goes. Please do stick around, maybe we’ll change your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/169 "2004-05-30T03:09:07Z")
> [@PorkChop47](#): > > It’s not even about the $14.95 anymore. I might just stay here, you’re right it is pretty entertaining talking to a group of numbs. Do us a favor and don’t do us any favors. Oh, and watch that doorknob on the way out. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/170 "2004-05-30T03:19:27Z")
> [@PorkChop47](#): > > I’m a more informed customer, and I know it costs way less than $14.95 to run this board per person. And please don’t toss your $4.95 figure to me, like monkeys you all again started quoting the $4.95 figure to me. I hope you’re not implying that those who paid are somehow suckers, or that the admins of this board are outright lying to us. Anyway, even if it DID take less, that wouldn’t matter, because this place would STILL have given the CR a HUGE net loss. There’s still all that ground to cover, remember. > [@](#): > > $14.95 maybe steep for someone in Africa or India, there’s not much of a cultural view from developing nations on these boards. This is evident from the lack of response from my “African Philosophy post”. You may get people of diffrent cultures on your boards if you lower or better yet be done with the payment. Well, first of all, perhaps I’m being a cultural imperialist or something, but I was under the assumption that most people in Africa and India couldn’t afford computers, or in some cases, had a problem getting uncensored 'Net access. Secondly, this board was free for something like four years, and if we didn’t get “cultural diversity” then, it’s doubtful we’ll suddenly get it now having been under the paid structure for something like a month. As for the charity thing, well, I can’t necessarily speak for everyone, but I’d assume that this board would NOT be paid out of the “charity” budget… ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/171 "2004-05-30T03:26:14Z")
> [@PorkChop47](#): > > It’s not even about the $14.95 anymore. I might just stay here, you’re right it is pretty entertaining talking to a group of numbs. So you’re thinking of staying on the boards just to egg people on? We have a word for posters like that. 5 letters, starts with T, ends with L… ---
**Author:** ![PorkChop47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e68b1a/32.png) [@PorkChop47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorkChop47)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/172 "2004-05-30T03:26:53Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Oh, and watch that doorknob on the way out. Blue Sky scroll up and read what has already been said and paraphrased to the nth. We’ve also had variations of my name PorkChop47 about 47 times too. That line is a little overused, I’m sure your co-posters have already had a laugh the the old doorknob line. Or do you also chuckle at recycled jokes in here to get your fifteen bucks worth? Do you have any contributions to make to the post or do you only know how to recycle material and loiter around? Maybe there should be a think before you post policy here. It would be advantageous in the long and short run. The expensive hosting and bandwidth costs at SDMB is also explained by redundant posts such as this. It must be users like Blue Sky and his or her many posts that cause a tremendous drag on these message boards, and all of you have to foot the shared bill. Paying for other peoples dead posts sure would suck. Oh wait it’s happening already. If you’re going to have selective speech, maybe there should be quality control viz. bandwidth wasting users are let go and not those with constructive criticism. You shouldn’t be graded by the ability of forking over $14.95 and accepted into a community that fights ignorance by so doing. To me that’s not a positve movement to the purpose of this board. ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/173 "2004-05-30T03:30:08Z")
> [@PorkChop47](#): > > Bottom Line. By charging folks to be members of your community (online culture) you’re guilty of selective speech (more on this in the sentences to follow), so much for open minded thought and battling the evil forces of ignorance with bias thought on the boards. > > . . . > > $14.95 maybe steep for someone in Africa or India, there’s not much of a cultural view from developing nations on these boards. This is evident from the lack of response from my “African Philosophy post”. You may get people of diffrent cultures on your boards if you lower or better yet be done with the payment. The United States is not the spot light of the world. Maybe to you it is, but ignorance is breeding everywhere. By that logic, the Reader is guilty of “selective speech” due to offering the message board only on the internet and not offering everyone a free computer and paying for internet access. :rolleyes: In other words, everyone who provides a forum everywhere is either actively or passively practicing “selective speech” by choosing to limit access in one way or another. Right? Or am I misunderstanding your point? What about the view of those under 13? The board is practicing “selective speech” against those people too, right? Do you also have a problem with that policy? Also, as far as I’m aware, there’s not a huge population of internet users in Africa. I don’t remember any posters on the boards from Africa, even from my five years of experience on these boards BEFORE there was a charge to post on them. Correlation does not equal causation, and all that jazz. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/174 "2004-05-30T03:32:21Z")
> [@PorkChop47](#): > > Maybe there should be a think before you post policy here. It would be advantageous in the long and short run. Well, that’d be one way to get rid of you. > [@](#): > > You shouldn’t be graded by the ability of forking over $14.95 I paid $4.95. Just fucking leave if you don’t like it here. ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/175 "2004-05-30T03:39:16Z")
> [@PorkChop47](#): > > Bottom Line. By charging folks to be members of your community (online culture) you’re guilty of selective speech (more on this in the sentences to follow), so much for open minded thought and battling the evil forces of ignorance with bias thought on the boards. selective speech? Of course it’s selective speech that’s why people get banned for being assholes. The question is Is it restrictive speech? No or there wouldn’t be blind box sponsorship. We wouldn’t allow people to post until they paid up. There would be no trail periods and people would be voted off by popularity. > [@](#): > > No I wasn’t asking for your sympathy or for a sponsorship. Suddenly you’re making assumptions that I can’t afford the $14.95. I haven’t mentioned once that I was in difficult financial times or my wife is dying of cancer etc. What now you know me and my financial status? I could buy all your subscriptions, and take you out to red lobster, and top it off with a couple lap dances for you 12 year olds who’re tossing the F word like it’s going out of fashion. Although the second wave of of answers were better than the first that tried to scare me away by showing me the door. I shudder to think that you are a professional in some sense and are well paid for what you do when you act like a snotty little boy insulting everyone and holding yourself up as the model of perfection that knows what’s best for us and our 4.95 or even our 14.95. We willingly paid to be a member of this community and I don’t see any regretting their decision. We didn’t try to ‘scare you away’ how do you scare someone away that is just text on a screen? You Said "oh it sucks here what a bunch of idiots that are paying more then they should. We said “don’t let the door hit you on your ass.” That’s not intimidation. Are you really that slow you can’t understand that? > [@](#): > > I enjoyed reading mhendo’s economic theory. I too am a fond supporter of Capitalism (with a capital C). Yes market forces have determinded the price of posting on this board. Still Ed. Zotti’s sales technique isn’t convincing to me. I’m a more informed customer, and I know it costs way less than $14.95 to run this board per person. And please don’t toss your $4.95 figure to me, like monkeys you all again started quoting the $4.95 figure to me. So what is the correct amount highness? Please enlighten us. Chicago Reader is a FOR PROFIT newspaper. They want to turn a buck and we’re willing to pay it makes it a successful arrangement. If these boards empty out and they have to lower the price that’s capitalism. Not breaking even because someone whined about how unfair it is. > [@](#): > > $14.95 maybe steep for someone in Africa or India, there’s not much of a cultural view from developing nations on these boards. This is evident from the lack of response from my “African Philosophy post”. You may get people of different cultures on your boards if you lower or better yet be done with the payment. The United States is not the spot light of the world. Maybe to you it is, but ignorance is breeding everywhere I doubt many Africans or Indians run across the Chicago Readers webpage or Cecils columns. So by nature the board will attract people who are American or European. Paid subscriptions are a NEW DEVELOPMENT there has never been a strong African force on the boards. However once again we have blind donations to pay for members they are welcome to sign up for that. > [@](#): > > I’m posting cause I would like to be informed about where all the extra $$ is going? No I’m not here for fame or anyone’s sympathy or even for you to say I am right. If you want to get a refund go ahead and ask for it. I didn’t suggest that. I’m not even posting to ruffle any of your feathers, which I have successfully done. My posts are pretty serious and contain little humor or sarcasm as other users are fond of. Where is the money going? To pay for the boards. After that they can set fire to it for all I care. I paid for a service they provided it it’s their money now. I would hope they’d invest more into the boards but that’s life. Fame? you must have a sad definition if you think fame in any regard comes from pisswhining on a Internet discussion board. You are without a doubt here to say you are right or you would have acknowledged another persons opinion and responded with counter points other then “I think this place should be free anyone else who disagrees and thinks it’s a good idea to pay for something is a monkey”. I think you give yourself too much credit for ‘ruffling feathers’ most people are just laughing at you especially while they are cursing at you. > [@](#): > > In closing, if you find $14.95 to be lunch money, or “just a magazine subscription” or “weekly toilet paper budget” consider making a donation to the > Kalahari People’s Fund > > You may just leave an impressionable mark on the planet by doing so. False appeal. I pay to be here like I pay for a DSL line or I pay for a new book I want. These are luxuries I can afford. I am not required to donate to a charity to justify my purchases. That said I donate as much as I can as often as I can. I’m sure you’ll find many dopers here that can say the same. > [@](#): > > Also why no “welcome to the board” for me or the other guest users supporting my views.You welcomed user P\_T\_ who makes 2 liner posts. Does that impress you. His posts are few in quntitiy and even less in intelligence. Yet you chastise me , the one who has your knickers in a twist. well we have one person that wants to join us. One person that has shown wit and intelligence. Then we have a person that calls us monkeys and says we are stupid for paying for something we want. You also seem to have a very overrated opinion of your own intelligence. I could be wrong however. Please display some so we can judge. Doesn’t seem like a difficult puzzle to me. > [@](#): > > It’s not even about the $14.95 anymore. I might just stay here, you’re right it is pretty entertaining talking to a group of numbs. I admit it can be amusing. That’s why this tread has gone on so far. Responding to rank stupidity like you seem to enjoy displaying is entertaining. After all how to you converse with someone that has their hands on their ears screaming “You all are stupid I’m the only smart person here nyanyanya” It’s hard to not feel that if you just worded your arguments a little better they’d say “OH wow other people have different priorities then me and when I am hostile it makes other people hostile towards me. It’s not their problem it’s mine!” ---
**Author:** ![PorkChop47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e68b1a/32.png) [@PorkChop47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorkChop47)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/176 "2004-05-30T03:42:36Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > _Well, first of all, perhaps I’m being a cultural imperialist or something, but I was under the assumption that most people in Africa and India couldn’t afford computers, or in some cases, had a problem getting uncensored 'Net access. Secondly, this board was free for something like four years, and if we didn’t get “cultural diversity” then, it’s doubtful we’ll suddenly get it now having been under the paid structure for something like a month._ you probably don’t appeal to culture because your Location indicates you’re “In your own little world”. Sorry I didn’t mean to poke fun at you, but you have indicated that yourself Okay the second was a big NO NO. You’re saying African’s and Indians cannot even afford computers. I was in Tanzania and South Africa last Christmas and the Internet was flying at a whopping 1Mbit. Sure I was at my dad’s house. But out in Dar-Es-Salam, TZ and in Durban, SA there was dime a dozen Internet Cafes. So much for fighing ignorance. The western world may have invented the Internet but the entire world is using it and speak pretty darn good english, better english than many Americans I know. Also I should mention to the individual who was using calculus to calculate my poor spellings he/she had concluded I had 14 sentences that had correct spellings. Read the below. For those that were poking fun at my poor spellings. I speak, read and write 3 languages and can only speak a 4th language. Sorry if my spellings don’t meet your demands. In anycase I didn’t read through my posts spellings. I give a quick scan for bigger mistakes. There may be errors in my posts. Sure, I’m not perfect, but the few errors you find are in my paragraphs of typing. I type more than the average user on this board. I’m hardly going to fall on my back like a bug and go on no my english is horrible. Like I said I’m not typing a term paper here for my Masters degree that I should proof read the crap out of it. If something I have posted is unclear kidnly (there I mispelt kindly did i hit the backspace?) refer back to me and I will get back to you. The individual who found it amusing that i spelt spell check “spel chek”. Did you bother to read the rest of my post? Or were you going to pick on a very intentional spelling mistake. I was saying it would be nice to have a spell check on the board. Wow and you call yourself someone with a sense of humor or humour for the British readers on the board. ---
**Author:** ![PorkChop47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e68b1a/32.png) [@PorkChop47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorkChop47)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/177 "2004-05-30T03:45:02Z")
> [@LeeshaJoy](#): > > So you’re thinking of staying on the boards just to egg people on? We have a word for posters like that. 5 letters, starts with T, ends with L… Cat get your tongue there? You want to spell the word fully for me? You call this egging people on? If that’s the case I haven’t even started honey! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/178 "2004-05-30T03:45:29Z")
just wait til PorkChop48 gets here! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/179 "2004-05-30T03:47:45Z")
> [@PorkChop47](#): > > For those that were poking fun at my poor spellings. You forgot to capitalize “English”. Three times. > [@](#): > > I speak, read and write 3 languages and can only speak a 4th language. And… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367/180 "2004-05-30T03:48:49Z")
> [@PorkChop47](#): > > If that’s the case I haven’t even started honey! Get used to this: :rolleyes: Jerk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paid-subscriptions-what-for/247367.md?page=10)