# Palin says Obama would kill her baby

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 7, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703 "2009-08-07T23:45:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/101 "2009-08-08T16:26:12Z")

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> [@Frostillicus](#):
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> Sarah Palin is a cunt.

Nope ,she is the republican front runner and spokesman for the party. She is the face of the party. They can not keep her from saying dumb shit. When the dems pointed out what a nut job she was,during the campaign, the repubs rallied to her defense. They wanted her a step away from the presidency. They will waste a lot of time and energy defending her. Eventually they will turn on her. They have to. She is nuts..

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/102 "2009-08-08T16:31:36Z")

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> [@Manduck](#):
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> I wonder what it would take to get on the death panel. I bet the uniforms are badass!

The gummint can’t do ANYTHING right. So the uniforms will not be badass.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/103 "2009-08-08T16:34:41Z")

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> [@Frostillicus](#):
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> Sarah Palin is a cunt.

> [@gonzomax](#):
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> She is the face of the party.

So the Republican party has a cunt for a face?

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/104 "2009-08-08T16:52:20Z")

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She used in Rovian fashion" death panel". She did not say health panel. She did not say medical panel. She used the term "death’ to make a statement that the health care changes will result in people being denied coverage and allowed to die . The massage is that the old and weak will die if we change to Obamas heath care plan. She is your spokesman and star of the repubs. Get used to it. She will burn you.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/105 "2009-08-08T17:17:24Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Even speaking as a Canadian who likes universal health insurance, this is a pretty bad way of proving your point. Life expectancy is dependent upon a lot of things besides health care. Americans are, for instance, much likelier to be overweight and have obesity-related health problems than most of the countries above them on that list. Universal health care won’t stop people from eating Popeye’s.

No, it won’t, but it will allow people to afford more preventative care, and part of preventative care is helping to manage your weight. Right now people in the US switch health insurance companies on average about once every 4-5 years. Because the health insurance companies know this they don’t pay much in the way of preventative care because it has a lot of cost up front and the benefits don’t kick in until much later. Allowing women to receive free birth control costs them money up front but would prevent them from having to pay for births and all the newborn medical stuff down the road, but because they know the chances are good that by the time a woman gets knocked up it is likely that she will be insured elsewhere they don’t spend the money on it. It is the same reason they don’t pay for gym memberships or nutrition classes or anything that would help enable people to lose weight, because by the time that person is in decent physical shape they have switched companies and a new insurance carrier is reaping those benefits.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/106 "2009-08-08T17:54:15Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> The massage is that the old and weak will die…

So, no happy ending?

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/107 "2009-08-08T17:56:13Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> jsgoddess–the difference is between (i) Obama specifically intending the death of Palin’s baby, and the death of Palin’s baby certainly happening, and (ii) a panel making the deaths of lots of people (including Palin’s baby) more likely to happen.
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> The title says (i) and Palin said something more like (ii).

I disagree that she said something more like (ii). I think two things make that not work:

1. She called the panel “Obama’s” and the bureaucrats “his.” Not just “a panel” or “the panel” or “one of the panels” or “possible panels.” “Obama’s panel.”

2. “Death” panels. We can’t ignore that word in this context.

So, to me, the line you’re describing would have to be:

_The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of a panel so bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care._

But she didn’t say that.

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/108 "2009-08-08T18:11:50Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Do we really want the government in charge of our death panels? It could take weeks, or \*months \*before they get around to killing you.

Yah, and then they’d try to kill you in committee. Another wasteful government program, you’ll see.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/109 "2009-08-08T18:21:30Z")

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> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
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> Yah, and then they’d try to kill you in committee. Another wasteful government program, you’ll see.

I thought it was kill you by committee–which has more of a chance of success.

I so want to be part of one of the death panels. I bet they’ve got badass uniforms and protocols. I’d even like to write the procedure manual!  
And Sarah will be first… \<bwahahahahahahah!\>

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/110 "2009-08-08T19:08:41Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> She is your spokesman and star of the repubs.

I really don’t think she is. At least not anymore. Never was in my eyes. She was a poor choice then, she’s a poor choice now and will remain a poor choice into the future. Golly gee, dontcha know? **winky winky**

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/111 "2009-08-08T19:55:01Z")

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When you do that winky thing, I see sparkles! Oh, wait, its a flashback. _Wheeew!_

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/112 "2009-08-08T20:10:03Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> When you do that winky thing, I see sparkles! Oh, wait, its a flashback. _Wheeew!_

Yeh, that brown acid was really bad, wasn’t it?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/113 "2009-08-08T21:26:00Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Do we really want the government in charge of our death panels? It could take weeks, or \*months \*before they get around to killing you.

The other people in the airport lounge are giving me strange, sidelong glances since I’m giggling at this stuff.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/114 "2009-08-09T00:32:39Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> I really don’t think she is. At least not anymore. Never was in my eyes. She was a poor choice then, she’s a poor choice now and will remain a poor choice into the future. Golly gee, dontcha know? **winky winky**

I guess it depends on what’s required to be considered “a Republican star.” Is it support of the head honchos, the party and its leaders? I don’t think Palin has that at all. Is it support of the rank and file, the Republican voter? She has quite a bit of that, though how much is up for debate.

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**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/115 "2009-08-09T01:15:36Z")

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She is an expert on the Canadian health care system because, of course, you can see Canada from Alaska.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/116 "2009-08-09T01:24:53Z")

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This reminds me of that joke about the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/117 "2009-08-09T01:35:25Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> If I underrstand this post correctly, and I think I do, it says that you like to bugger little boys behind the homeless shelter. Yep, that’s my reading of your post, can’t nobody tell me no different.

Being true does not make your reply any less moronic. :eek:

Actually, my wife helps out at the homeless shelter, so that would be a moronic place to operate.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/118 "2009-08-09T01:45:24Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Being true does not make your reply any less moronic. :eek:
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> Actually, my wife helps out at the homeless shelter, so that would be a moronic place to operate.

Ewww, you and your wife bugger homeless children in an unholy threesome?

Yuck!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Dunlop)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/119 "2009-08-09T03:05:41Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> This reminds me of that joke about the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina.

Is it “only some of the things that come out of Palin’s vagina are retarded” or “lipstick”?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/palin-says-obama-would-kill-her-baby/505703/120 "2009-08-09T03:11:56Z")

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Depends on if you’re telling it to your mom or your mates. Mom might find “lipstick” offensive.

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