# Paltrow introduces vagina scented candle **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2020, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314 "2020-01-12T16:57:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/21 "2020-01-12T18:57:43Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Altho’ I was given a pumpkin spice scented one that smells exactly like poo when it’s lit. I’ll skip Thanksgiving Dinner at your place, Thank You Very Much. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/22 "2020-01-12T19:25:30Z")
> [@RioRico](#): > > I first read it as “germanium-infused” and I thought, “That’s pretty tech-y - a semiconductor-lined tunnel-of-love scent.” Then I saw it’s just a flower. Big deal. Well the germanium-infused ones provide smoother distortion, but they’re temperature sensitive. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/23 "2020-01-12T19:47:57Z")
Pics or it didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/24 "2020-01-12T20:01:27Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I’d say the people who are making those comments aren’t exactly finding the highest-caliber sex partner. Highest caliber? Wait, I thought size didn’t matter. ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/25 "2020-01-12T21:17:42Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Bodily aromas are not what I want when lighting a candle. Altho’ I was given a pumpkin spice scented one that smells exactly like poo when it’s lit. I wouldn’t know as I have never lit poo on fire. Dennis ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/26 "2020-01-12T23:02:13Z")
> [@mixdenny](#): > > I wouldn’t know as I have never lit poo on fire. > > Dennis You so funny! (:)) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/27 "2020-01-13T00:37:36Z")
A big no-thank-you to **Gwyneth Paltrow’s New-Car-Smell In A Can**. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/28 "2020-01-13T00:42:45Z")
Yeah, anything from her ‘In A Can’ is gonna smell like shit. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/29 "2020-01-13T00:46:01Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Pics or it didn’t happen. Will [this](http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/161940842314-0-1/s-l1000.jpg) do? > [@mixdenny](#): > > I wouldn’t know as I have never lit poo on fire. Technicalities, schmenicalities. You did light the paper bag containing poo on fire, on the porch, before ringing the doorbell & running, din’cha. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/30 "2020-01-13T00:59:18Z")
Gwyneth’s obsessional woo is getting out of hand. And [Netflix is abetting it.](http://respectfulinsolence.com/2020/01/07/goop-lab-netflix-selling-quackery/) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/31 "2020-01-13T01:01:36Z")
[Paltrow’s Toy Story](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCG3WgYxPkI) (courtesy “Robot Chicken”) ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@Charlie\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/32 "2020-01-13T01:13:29Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Goofy lady markets goofy product–how can we be better than that? Unless you mean more creative in our insults…I’ve got nothing, anyone else want to have a go? Is it goofy or just goopy? Sorry if trying to have a laugh offends some people. But I anticipate there is one common issue that may be discussed in this thread that will infuriate many people and I just wanted to try to have a little fun while that still may be possible. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/33 "2020-01-13T01:50:42Z")
\*spraying “Summer’s Eve” all over this thread" ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/34 "2020-01-13T02:19:32Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Gwyneth’s obsessional woo is getting out of hand. On the bright side, this is just an expensive scented candle with an edgy name. Some of her wootastic stuff is either directly risky or might keep people from pursuing effective health care. Fun link, btw. It earned a couple solid laughs. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/35 "2020-01-13T02:52:09Z")
Goop is evidence that humanity has run its course. ---
**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/36 "2020-01-13T03:11:53Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Goop is evidence that humanity has run its course. Esruoc sti nur sah ytinamuh taht ecnedive si poog. That works too. Woo. ETA: Did you ever notice that Woo-Woo mirrored correctly looks like Moo-Moo? Me neither. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/37 "2020-01-13T03:21:30Z")
Has anyone else chosen that whatever she says is irrelevant and you’d still sleep with her?j ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/38 "2020-01-13T03:45:34Z")
One wonders whose vaginal odor she’s trying to emulate. Spoiled for obvious reasons if you check it out: [Clitter! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c) ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/39 "2020-01-13T04:48:00Z")
Yay, expired beer and rotting fish. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/40 "2020-01-13T05:35:41Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Pics or it didn’t happen. Okay, ya perv, [here’s yer pussy candle pic](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0428/0465/products/Burke_and_Hare_Crisafi_Yule_Cat_Pillar_Satanic_Temple.jpg). Oh, and [these too](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/584c6b4fbe659489bb1bdbbd/1521148063673-NRIZY8MONK43FB3LDA2R/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kGT7jYIVz2eQ82okVJZtDlR7gQa3H78H3Y0txjaiv_0fDoOvxcdMmMKkDsyUqMSsMWxHk725yiiHCCLfrh8O1z5QHyNOqBUUEtDDsRWrJLTmT2Rk9u7KA3hFIM978bk877rCndCI8b_-DzSlq0Utq0fhc_rBFlC-PbW-sWnvkUDc/IMG_5150.jpg?format=500w). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314.md?page=3)