# Paltrow introduces vagina scented candle

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 12, 2020, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314 "2020-01-12T16:57:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/81 "2021-01-19T00:16:36Z")

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Can someone do one of those How it started/How it ended memes please.

> **[Gwyneth Paltrow's 'vagina' candle explodes in UK woman's home: report](https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-candle-explodes-in-uk-womans-home-report)**
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> This Gwyneth Paltrow candle didn’t pass the smell test, according to a report.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/82 "2021-01-19T02:28:45Z")

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I was just coming to post this.

“I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room,”

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paltrow-introduces-vagina-scented-candle/846314/83 "2021-01-19T03:12:34Z")

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It “exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere!”

So we threw it out the front door.

Exactly as I would imagine Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. Throwing it out of the front door seems like a natural reaction.

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