# Pamela Anderson is a brainless pnumatic hypocrite **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 14, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822 "2009-10-14T19:16:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/1 "2009-10-14T19:16:28Z")
DISCLAIMER: I normally don’t care about Stupid Celebrity Tricks, but this one is too flagrant to ignore. So, Ms Walking Flotation Device Joke, I guess you thought it was a brilliant plan to drag your 70% artificial goods around some damn Hollywood “event” [complete with a nine year-old fashion accessory](http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/too_young_to_be_pam_anderson_fashion_zbl0Z8TN21hz41NwXcuCdK) to hold up part of whatever designer abomination you thought would get you noticed by… anyone. And yet, you bitch and moan on behalf of those poor oppressed farm animals as you actively promote PETA, who have no moral qualms at all about comparing the meat industry to the Holocaust. You hypocrite. You damned worthless untalented phony brain-dead malignant moron. You just forfeited the tiny percentage of a square angstrom of ground that you might have once had to complain about the mistreatment of animals. You are a walking joke about negative IQ points. I’d mock you further, but why bother? At least I have the consolation that I’ll probably outlive you Hepatitis-ridden plastic ass. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/2 "2009-10-14T19:32:08Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > [complete with a nine year-old fashion accessory](http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/too_young_to_be_pam_anderson_fashion_zbl0Z8TN21hz41NwXcuCdK) to hold up part of whatever designer abomination Is train elevation not what baby snow seals are _born_ for? ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Joe_Meager)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/3 "2009-10-14T19:44:45Z")
heh heh heh… boobs ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/4 "2009-10-14T19:58:43Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > DISCLAIMER: I normally don’t care about Stupid Celebrity Tricks, but this one is too flagrant to ignore. So you were surfing the New York Post for…Headless Body in Topless Bar? ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/5 "2009-10-14T20:17:08Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > So you were surfing the New York Post for…Headless Body in Topless Bar? Suddenly I’m picturing Marty Feldman singing “I ain’t got no body …ha cha cha cha!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/6 "2009-10-14T20:21:59Z")
For those looking for [pix…](http://www.instyle.co.uk/images/3177?destination=celebrity/a-z) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/7 "2009-10-14T20:33:40Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > So you were surfing the New York Post for…Headless Body in Topless Bar? I heard the story somewhere else. Page Six was the source cited and I was too lazy to find another one because, as is obvious, this thread is pure recreational outrage. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/8 "2009-10-14T20:52:18Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > I heard the story somewhere else. Page Six was the source cited and I was too lazy to find another one because, as is obvious, this thread is pure recreational outrage. Yeah, I was just messin’ with ya. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/9 "2009-10-14T21:07:08Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > For those looking for [pix…](http://www.instyle.co.uk/images/3177?destination=celebrity/a-z) Is she into baby bed sheet chic? :o ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/10 "2009-10-14T21:23:16Z")
> [@](#): > > You hypocrite. You damned worthless untalented phony brain-dead malignant moron. You just forfeited the tiny percentage of a square angstrom of ground that you might have once had to complain about the mistreatment of animals. Eh, if she skinned the nine year-old and wore its pelt you might have a point. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/11 "2009-10-14T21:51:05Z")
You know, I have been campaigning for years against those monstrous bastards at Garanimals for their exploitation of kids. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/12 "2009-10-14T21:59:24Z")
From the linked article: > [@](#): > > Adelaide is the daughter of makeup artist to the stars Sharon Gault, who was believed to be at the event. If this incident is really as bad as the OP suggests (something i’m not really convinced of), then it seems to me that the mother is at least as much to blame as Anderson. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/13 "2009-10-14T22:04:24Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > Eh, if she skinned the nine year-old and wore its pelt you might have a point. Someone who willingly drags a nine year-old to some stupid high fashion event just so the kid can hold up the end of her trashy dress has no right to tell anyone else how to live. This is not a debatable point. ---
**Author:** ![Dick\_Dastardly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@Dick\_Dastardly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dick_Dastardly)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/14 "2009-10-14T22:04:32Z")
She’s still a nice way to spend the afternoon. The newspaper only brought it up as a reason to put her photograph in the paper. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/15 "2009-10-14T22:06:50Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > For those looking for [pix…](http://www.instyle.co.uk/images/3177?destination=celebrity/a-z) That kid looks terrified. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/16 "2009-10-14T22:09:20Z")
> [@Dick\_Dastardly](#): > > She’s still a nice way to spend the afternoon. The newspaper only brought it up as a reason to put her photograph in the paper. I would rather camp out for a weekend in a tent made from Robert Bork’s soiled underpants than spend an afternoon with Pamela Anderson. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/17 "2009-10-14T22:19:00Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > Someone who willingly drags a nine year-old to some stupid high fashion event just so the kid can hold up the end of her trashy dress has no right to tell anyone else how to live. This is not a debatable point. You said she was being hypocritical, that bringing the kid to the event was somehow in conflict with her saying the meat industry was similar to the holocaust. Her animal rights beliefs may be wrong, or she may have been wrong to bring the kid to the fashion show thingy, but the two things aren’t incompatible, she’s not being a hypocrite (unless she made a cheeseburger out of the kid afterwords). Baseless charges of hypocrisy seem to be some sort of default attack for the lazy. It’s annoying. But in any case, It’s a little tacky (by design, I imagine), but my parents dragged me to plenty of events I didn’t want to go when I was nine, didn’t hurt me any. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/18 "2009-10-14T22:29:07Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > You said she was being hypocritical, that bringing the kid to the event was somehow in conflict with her saying the meat industry was similar to the holocaust. Her animal rights beliefs may be wrong, or she may have been wrong to bring the kid to the fashion show thingy, but the two things aren’t incompatible, she’s not being a hypocrite (unless she made a cheeseburger out of the kid afterwords). Baseless charges of hypocrisy seem to be some sort of default attack for the lazy. It’s annoying. > > But in any case, It’s a little tacky (by design, I imagine), but my parents dragged me to plenty of events I didn’t want to go when I was nine, didn’t hurt me any. How dare you bring any type of reason into this debate! This is about THE CHILDREN ferchrissakes! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!? I mean, Page Six has never, ever, ever known to be wrong or paint an incorrect picture of an event just to stir up dramarama bullshit. We’ll need you to stop using logic immediately or face some kind of penalty. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/19 "2009-10-14T22:32:10Z")
Sorry, **Butterflies**. It was pretty hypocritical of me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/20 "2009-10-14T22:33:11Z")
Whatever. You’d do her. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822.md?page=2)