# Pamela Anderson is a brainless pnumatic hypocrite **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 14, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822 "2009-10-14T19:16:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/21 "2009-10-14T22:34:43Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > Whatever. You’d do her. Dude, she’s only nine! ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/22 "2009-10-14T22:36:17Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > Dude, she’s only nine! Old enough to pee, old enough for me! ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/23 "2009-10-14T22:53:30Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > You said she was being hypocritical, that bringing the kid to the event was somehow in conflict with her saying the meat industry was similar to the holocaust. Her animal rights beliefs may be wrong, or she may have been wrong to bring the kid to the fashion show thingy, but the two things aren’t incompatible, she’s not being a hypocrite (unless she made a cheeseburger out of the kid afterwords). Baseless charges of hypocrisy seem to be some sort of default attack for the lazy. It’s annoying. > > But in any case, It’s a little tacky (by design, I imagine), but my parents dragged me to plenty of events I didn’t want to go when I was nine, didn’t hurt me any. Well, it’s potentially exploitation of someone who perhaps didn’t really consent to give their labor, which is one part of PETA’s platform. It’s not just “don’t butcher animals for food and skins.” I hope that you at least got to be near your parents at those events, and had a place of your own to sit instead of sitting on the floor at the feet of some weird lady, who was claiming you were her kid, while people nearly stepped on you while trying to get on the stage. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/24 "2009-10-14T23:01:45Z")
> [@yogsosoth](#): > > that kid looks terrified. “Ergh! The smell, the SMELL!!” ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/25 "2009-10-14T23:05:08Z")
No cite, but I though I read she had her silicone funbags removed. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/26 "2009-10-14T23:15:06Z")
Yeah, making the kid hold her train and having her sit on the floor seems the epitome of tacky. It’s a fucked up thing to do to an adult whom you’re paying, let alone a kid who presumably isn’t on Ms. Anderson’s payroll. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/27 "2009-10-14T23:25:33Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > Well, it’s potentially exploitation of someone who perhaps didn’t really consent to give their labor, which is one part of PETA’s platform. It’s not just “don’t butcher animals for food and skins.” Is it potentially perhaps not really that? 🙂 It is, in fact, nothing like that. > [@](#): > > I hope that you at least got to be near your parents at those events, and had a place of your own to sit instead of sitting on the floor at the feet of some weird lady, who was claiming you were her kid, while people nearly stepped on you while trying to get on the stage. 😉 Nine year olds always get stuck sitting on the floor. And it sounds like her mom was there. And “nearly getting stepped on” is, interestingly, a synonym for “not getting stepped on”. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/28 "2009-10-14T23:31:30Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > Whatever. You’d do her. Pamela Anderson is about as sexually appealing as a rubber life raft. Which is to say slightly, and only If I were extremely drunk and horny. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/29 "2009-10-14T23:33:04Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > Is it potentially perhaps not really that? 🙂 > > It is, in fact, nothing like that. Child labor issues absolutely aren’t applicable? The Child Labor Coalition seems to question that, which is why I phrased my opinion in non-definite terms. PETA does have issues with animals being made to work, even when they seem to enjoy or accept it. They often draw parallels with children in their statements, in terms of consent. I don’t see how a potential accusation of hypocrisy is entirely out of the question here. Not that I care one way or the other, but it isn’t the last questionable choice Anderson will make, I’m sure. (And just because a kid doesn’t get stepped on doesn’t mean it wasn’t stressful to the kid or close to happening at any given point.) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/30 "2009-10-14T23:44:39Z")
Is it just me, or does that dress look like it’s made of blankets tied together end-to-end prison break style? > [@tacoloco](#): > > No cite, but I though I read she had her silicone funbags removed. I think she had them replaced with smaller ones rather than removed. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/31 "2009-10-14T23:45:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Pamela Anderson is a brainless pnumatic hypocrite Gaudere’s Law strikes again, Einstein. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/32 "2009-10-14T23:45:52Z")
Hey, Jaid Barrymore was taking Drew to STUDIO 54 when she was 9 years old and she turned out just fine (after a few years of drug abuse and career tanking and agressive therapy). ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/33 "2009-10-15T00:42:50Z")
Heh, that’s the life of a model, being objectified and treated like a slave. Maybe they were conspiring to get the girl into the industry. Prime age is 12-15 you know? ---
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/34 "2009-10-15T01:26:02Z")
Adelaide will never be a model at that weight. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/35 "2009-10-15T01:35:20Z")
“pnumatic”? ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/36 "2009-10-15T01:41:30Z")
“Robert Bork’s soiled underpants”??? Huh? You must mean “Rush Limbaugh’s soiled underpants”. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/37 "2009-10-15T01:47:28Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > I would rather camp out for a weekend in a tent made from Robert Bork’s soiled underpants than spend an afternoon with Pamela Anderson. Who wouldn’t?!? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/38 "2009-10-15T01:56:20Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > Who wouldn’t?!? Who hasn’t? ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/39 "2009-10-15T03:14:41Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Hey, Jaid Barrymore was taking Drew to STUDIO 54 when she was 9 years old and she turned out just fine (after a few years of drug abuse and career tanking and agressive therapy). Samantha Gailey’s mom let her “work” with Roman Polanski at 13 and we all know how that turned out… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/40 "2009-10-15T04:02:36Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > Whatever. You’d do her. > [@Simplicio](#): > > Dude, she’s only nine! Maybe he mistook you for **Cesario**? [sub]That is one butt-ugly dress, btw[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822.md?page=3)