# Pamela Anderson is a brainless pnumatic hypocrite **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 14, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822 "2009-10-14T19:16:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/61 "2009-10-15T22:59:15Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > If the little girl keeps getting gigs like this, she’s going to need a cocaine fund too. Really, stoned to the gills is the only way I could get through a humiliation like that. I always assumed that’s what kept Tommy Lee going. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/62 "2009-10-15T23:09:02Z")
I hadn’t really thought about that… Pam must have so much mileage and so many retreadings that she can’t even attract a Cletusy boy-toy to hold up her dress train. I wonder if her uterus has collapsed all the way into her dress. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/63 "2009-10-15T23:13:28Z")
I noticed that at least the little girl had on blinders (sunglasses) as she took on the role of human caboose to that train wreck of a dress. ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/64 "2009-10-15T23:29:52Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I think she had them replaced with smaller ones rather than removed. Now you’re just splitting hairs. She had them removed. Then she had other, _different_, ones installed. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/65 "2009-10-15T23:34:20Z")
So she has in fact been retreaded! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/66 "2009-10-15T23:36:29Z")
> [@iamthewalrus\_3](#): > > Now you’re just splitting hairs. She had them removed. > > Then she had other, _different_, ones installed. I don’t think that constitutes splitting hairs. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/67 "2009-10-15T23:43:52Z")
That stitched-together wad of pink, wrinkled crap is a dress? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822/68 "2009-10-15T23:53:21Z")
No, it’s a dressing that has come loose. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson-is-a-brainless-pnumatic-hypocrite/513822.md?page=3)