# Pamela Anderson

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 30, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626 "2002-12-30T05:33:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dc4da7/32.png) [@Rider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rider)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/21 "2002-12-30T08:31:07Z")

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Pamela Anderson is to beauty what McDonald’s is to fine dining, IMHO.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/22 "2002-12-30T09:28:28Z")

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Off to IMHO, I guess. And let’s show a little respect for other people’s preferences, shall we?

Personally, I don’t particularly care about miss Anderson either. If I had to pick an attractive celebrity, names like Tyra Banks and Laetitita Casta come to mind.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/23 "2002-12-30T11:12:11Z")

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Can’t say Pamela Anderson does anything for me particularly.

Now Queen Nefer-Neferu-Aten-Nefertiti, _there_ was a woman …

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**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/24 "2002-12-30T11:44:26Z")

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Pamela Anderson munts. Nuff said.

Elizabeth Hurley,  
Beyonce Knowles  
Kylie (on a good day)

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**Author:** ![jayseebee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/258eb7/32.png) [@jayseebee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayseebee)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/25 "2002-12-30T12:36:35Z")

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No PA is not the most beautiful in the world, definitely not.  
Two things… one everybody can agree on and one a little controversial:

1. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever has the worst dialogue of any film made in the last year; and
2. Lucy Liu could be the most beautiful woman in the world. [http://www.altocelebs.net/cgi-bin/preview.pl?/l/lucy-liu/c-000314-im-003342.jpg,0,0,0](http://www.altocelebs.net/cgi-bin/preview.pl?/l/lucy-liu/c-000314-im-003342.jpg,0,0,0)

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/26 "2002-12-30T13:00:03Z")

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Silly, silly people. [Audrey Hepburn](http://www.reelclassics.com/Actresses/Audrey/audrey.htm).

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/27 "2002-12-30T13:03:20Z")

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My list, in no particular order:

Catherine Zeta-Jones  
Halle Berry  
Vivica Fox  
Salma Hayek  
[Tweet](http://www.norwalkdist.com/images/tweet.gif) (not very popular, but very beautiful)

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/28 "2002-12-30T13:18:00Z")

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Pamela Anderson was very pretty before she got all artifically plastic and grotesque. Currently she is representative of all that is slutty and revolting in a shallow woman.

Personally I consider either Natalie Portman or Elizabeth Hurley as ideally beautiful, purely on that superficial level we are referring to.

But that’s just my own taste, of course.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/29 "2002-12-30T14:04:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JerseyDiamond \*  
> \*\*I went online to compare pictures of the women we were considering to be the most beautiful, and everytime I went back to Pamela’s pic, she knocked all of them out of the running. \*\*

You mean…you were able to find photographs of Pamela Anderson on the INTERNET?

(By the way, the most beautiful woman ever is [Lillian Gish.](http://www.cmgww.com/stars/gish/))

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/30 "2002-12-30T14:05:14Z")

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Angelina Jolie is weird, but gorgeous.

But my heart still belongs to Farrah.

[http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/charlies\_angels/Farrah\_poster.jpg](http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/charlies_angels/Farrah_poster.jpg)

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/31 "2002-12-30T14:08:13Z")

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Oh yes, Jolie is absolutely gorgeous… even though she’s completely freakin’ nuts.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/32 "2002-12-30T14:14:29Z")

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Oh yes, Jolie is absolutely gorgeous… even though she’s completely freakin’ nuts.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/33 "2002-12-30T15:41:41Z")

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I don’t find Pamela Anderson even remotely attractive. Speaking as a heterosexual woman, I’d much rather look like plain old me than PLA. However, Audrey Hepburn has always been my ideal of feminine beauty.

StG

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**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/34 "2002-12-30T15:46:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by StGermain \*  
> \*\*However, Audrey Hepburn has always been my ideal of feminine beauty.
> 
> StG \*\*

\<hijack\>  
My dad told me Saturday that I had an Audrey Hepburn neck. Not sure that the neck is the part of Audrey Hepburn that I would want to have, but you take what you can get!  
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Personally, I love the old fashioned look on a woman - the lush hair is what always gets to me - so I definitely have a weakness for Catherine Zeta Jones and Nicole Kidman.

Susan

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**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/35 "2002-12-30T15:49:56Z")

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Pammy isn’t that nice, but she’d still get it.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/36 "2002-12-30T16:34:49Z")

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**susan\_foster** - Audrey had a lovely neck, long and sylph-like, with very clean lines. It, like the rest of her, was elegant.

Maybe I should chage my score on **Qagdop’s** Kinsey poll from a 0 to a 1.

StG

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/37 "2002-12-30T16:51:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Polycarp \*  
> **_De gustibus non est disputandum_ (freely translated, “Everybody has their own taste.”)**

I usually translate that as, “OK, as long as I don’t have to watch you eat it.” (Of course, that falls into the _very_ free translation category … 😃 )

Pam A. looks better since she had those ridiculous implants removed.

But I’ll concur that Audrey Hepburn is a much likelier candidate for ‘most beautiful woman ever’. I haven’t seen every woman in history-I’d bet that Helen of Troy would win the honor, though …

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/38 "2002-12-30T16:52:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by susan\_foster \*  
> **Nicole Kidman.**

Finally, someone with some sense in this thread. ::happy dance:: I think Nicole Kidman is that epitome of female reality–she’s made of what God gave her (as near as I can tell) and she’s not afraid to try various looks. Personally, Nicole Kidman has to be my absolute favorite beautiful woman, and she’s most definitely my role model, in everything from her beauty to her style to her talent to her strength.

Besides, she got Tom Cruise. Mrowr.

OK, that totally voids my arguement. I didn’t mean for that.

~Ferry, disillusioned

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/39 "2002-12-30T17:17:43Z")

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IMHO Pamela Anderson=skank. Sorry, **JerseyDiamond**. This is why there is no Most Beautiful Woman/Man in the World. There is no accounting whatsoever for taste.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/40 "2002-12-30T18:25:01Z")

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Nah. Pam’s do-able, provided she get’s steam cleaned first, but I gotta go with Katherine Zeta Jones, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan.

Charmed, I’m sure.

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