# Pamela Anderson

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 30, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626 "2002-12-30T05:33:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/61 "2002-12-31T06:24:11Z")

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I don’t understand the Angeline Jolie lust at all. Her lips are enough to make me curl into a fetal position and weep myself to sleep.

Eeeeek.

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**Author:** ![Harry\_Lime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Harry\_Lime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harry_Lime)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/62 "2002-12-31T06:27:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by photopat \*  
> Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan.
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> Charmed, I’m sure.

\*\*IN-\*\*DEED 🆒 Didn’t mention the fabulous Miss McGowan before, but she’s high, high on the list for yours truly.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/63 "2002-12-31T07:22:10Z")

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Move over Pamela.

(links deleted)  
:eek

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**Author:** ![JerseyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/64 "2002-12-31T07:30:06Z")

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Is she all natural? Very beautiful!!!  
She makes me think twice…  
They are my top 2, but I still cannot decide

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/65 "2002-12-31T13:39:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JerseyDiamond \*  
> \*\*…her lips are too big for her face. She seems awkward. There are some pictures that are really nice, but the more I look at her, the less I like her. \*\*

Obviously my or YMMV. Her lips are part of her sensuality for me - they just seem so luscious. Pam Anderson has rather large lips also.

And, **JerseyDiamond** , there are a lot less flattering people to resemble 🙂 I’m sure people mean the comparison as a compliment.

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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/66 "2002-12-31T17:05:30Z")

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Just a warning…I clicked on the first of **Tangent** ’s links and it also brought up pop-ups for porn sites.

I also don’t go for the overly made-up, fake blonde look. I think someone like Julia Stiles is a better example of a beautiful blonde. But for most beautiful, I would agree that Laetitia Casta is right up there. If they’re not beautiful without makeup, it doesn’t count for me. I know too many women who are still beautiful without makeup to compare them to.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/67 "2002-12-31T17:33:19Z")

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One of the neat things about Audrey Hepburn was that although she looked very different without makeup, she was still just as beautiful. I wouldn’t normally talk about inner beauty on a thread about physical beauty, but in her case I honestly think that her heart gave her face a lovely glow.

These beauty tips are attributed to Audrey Hepburn:

[http://www.laurasmidiheaven.com/card/pages/AudreyHepburn-BeautifulWoman.shtml](http://www.laurasmidiheaven.com/card/pages/AudreyHepburn-BeautifulWoman.shtml)

I saw a program once about how the faces of many of the women considered to be the world’s most beautiful could actually be almost super-imposed.

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/68 "2002-12-31T19:45:21Z")

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now I see Velma’s warning… dammit, and here I am at work…

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**Author:** ![Darkrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Darkrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkrabbit)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/69 "2002-12-31T20:40:13Z")

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What? Nobody but me standing up for [Jennifer Connelly](http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0117107/falls6.jpg)?

In my book, she is the most beautiful celebrity alive.

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/70 "2003-01-01T01:18:03Z")

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Pam? Maybe 5 years ago, but not now.

Here’s my top 3, in no particular order:

Jennifer Garner  
Reese Witherspoon  
Elizabeth Hurley

If you are looking for a Playmate-type that’s better looking then Pam, just look at the 2002 Playmate of the Year, Dalene Kurtis.

(Sorry, no links because I’m on a borrowed computer right now.)

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**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/71 "2003-01-01T01:58:13Z")

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Pamela Anderson? Yech! Even her _ahem_ “smaller” boobs are grotesquely oversized. Perfectly proportioned my @$$.

She also has no fashion sense. I’m sorry, the “whoops I fell out of my décolletage” look doesn’t look good on **any** one. There **are** ways to show it off without looking like a TOTAL whore. 😛

Her eyes are weird too. Sorta squinty. Or maybe it just the mascara factory she dumped on her face.

Kate Winslet, on the other hand, has _ **excellent** _ breasts. 😃 And the rest of her is pretty darn tootin’ too.

Mmmm… redhead…

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/72 "2003-01-01T03:17:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Velma \*  
> **Just a warning…I clicked on the first of Tangent’s links and it also brought up pop-ups for porn sites.**

:smack:  
Sorry about that–I wasn’t getting that pop-up when I went to those Ali Landry pics earlier and linked to them, but I got one just now when I clicked on a link in my post. Mods, feel free to disable those links.

Anyway, for those who don’t know, Ali Landry is the girl from those Doritos commercials a few years ago. You know–she walks into the laundromat and starts bouncing Doritos off of everything and then catches them in her mouth.

Hottest Chick Ever.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/73 "2003-01-01T03:43:10Z")

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No offense intended, Brianjedi, but Reese Witherspoon’s jaw has always reminded me of a Cro-Magnon. Sure, I’d do her but I’m twenty and still a virgin so that isn’t sayin’ much. 🙂

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/74 "2003-01-01T04:00:41Z")

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[Kristin Kreuk](http://www.kristinkreuk.cc/cgi-bin/fanhost.pl?gallery/various/images/kristinkreuk-misc001.jpg) is far and away my number one.

Liz Hurley would get honorable mention though.

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**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/75 "2003-01-01T04:01:48Z")

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I honestly think that Pam Anderson is aging in a not so good way. I’ve seen pictures of her in full makeup (admittedly in tabloid photos) and her face looks distorted. Maybe she had a weird expression on her face but she just looked awful.

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/76 "2003-01-01T04:23:51Z")

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Milla Jovovich…But there is nothing wrong with Pam.

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**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/77 "2003-01-01T05:52:32Z")

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Jodi Foster

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/78 "2003-01-01T06:23:53Z")

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I have to agree with others who mention Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Wood, Liz Taylor, Jennifer Connolly, and Teri Hatcher.

Also, I just saw a movie with [Madolyn Smith](http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/PD--10042337/poster.htm?RFID=633434), and while she’s beautiful and all that, the thing I liked about her was that she didn’t (at least on screen) exude vanity or self-awareness. So many beautiful women _know_ they are beautiful, and their attitude gives it away. Whether or not Smith is vain in real life, I cannot say, but she gave off “non-vain” vibe on this movie. Come to think of it, Audrey Hepburn gave off that same non-vain vibe. I don’t have an opinion about the other women I mentioned, though.

Other mentions of beautiful women would be [the incomparable Ingrid Bergman](http://www.cmgww.com/stars/bergman/). And who can forget [Grace Kelly](http://classicfilm.about.com/library/weekly/aa110401a.htm)?

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**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/79 "2003-01-01T07:56:19Z")

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I like Sophia Loren best of all.  
Pamela Anderson was a reasonably attractive young woman when she made her first appearance in Playboy. She was kind of a cookie cutter blondie, but that’s okay.  
What’s not okay is the alien she has morphed into.  
Did I read that you like her lips?  
Good Heavens, her lips look so fake!  
And her \<insert random PAL body part here\> does too.  
Not for me.

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**Author:** ![vasyachkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c5a1d2/32.png) [@vasyachkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vasyachkin)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pamela-anderson/145626/80 "2003-01-01T09:21:46Z")

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pamela looks good on some photos and bad on others …

my picks for hottest chicks (all at number 1 hehe):

Angie Everhart

Laetitia Casta

Tyra Banks

Monica Bellucci

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