# Panda Porn and You
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panda-porn-and-you/116265
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 27, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panda-porn-and-you/116265 "2002-06-27T19:54:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
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### Author:  [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panda-porn-and-you/116265/1 "2002-06-27T19:54:49Z")
Warning: Nude Pandas, while they aren’t actually having sex a couple of them do look promiscuous.[Panda Porn](http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/06/27/giant.panda/index.html)
I can see it now:
{Cut to cheesy 70’s zoo scene}
M Panda: Did someone call a bamboo tree repair man?
F Panda: No but I am having trouble with my bush.
M Panda: Hmm looks tasty enough to me, maybe I need a closer look.
{Cue cheesy 70’s porn music} Bow chicca bow now
And they are showing this to a 6 year old no less. Think of the children.
This is the fourth time I posted this envy my grit (or the fact I have nothing better to do at work than see if my thread is going thru)
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### Author:  [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/panda-porn-and-you/116265/2 "2002-06-27T21:46:17Z")
a panda has gotta do what a panda has gotta do! they do only have one shot at it, ya know!