# Pandas can f\*\*\* off! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 24, 2002, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453 "2002-09-24T13:44:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/21 "2002-09-24T18:14:30Z")
Isn’t panda a kind of a badger? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/22 "2002-09-24T18:22:23Z")
Nostradamus is right about the atmospheric gradient having a copulatory effect on pandering. Ever seen a couple of pandas in the eye of a hurricane before? Rabbits, I tell you! They fuck like rabbits! ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/23 "2002-09-24T19:00:36Z")
Don’t get me started on fucking rabbits. Cannibals. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/24 "2002-09-24T19:27:33Z")
Yeah, stoopid Pandas. They’re really just big, fat, lazy racoons. I have lazy, fat racoons trying to get into my garabage every night, and I hate that, but at least the miniature version actually makes an attempt to feed itself. Not like the big, fat, lazy panda version. Screw 'em. Survival of the fittest, baby. Those stoopid Pandas could’nt survive if they were locked in a supermarket. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/25 "2002-09-24T19:44:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*I’ve got an Ansel Adams photo of a panda stalking a zebra. > > It’s quite striking actually. \*\* Did you ever get the feeling that you are being watched? Fucking Pandas oh wait, Non-fucking Pandas! ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/26 "2002-09-24T19:49:36Z")
Yah, you want pandas to go extinct, but then tell them to go fuck off? Be careful, they might just take you at your word. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/27 "2002-09-24T20:20:59Z")
Ever seen 'em go _-monium_? It’s effing crazy! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/28 "2002-09-24T20:40:30Z")
Just to clear one thing up, pandas actually _do_ belong to the bear family ([cite](http://www.panda.org/resources/publications/species/pandas/gp_giant.htm). Although there has been some historical confusion on their taxonomy, they are neither marsupials nor racoons - they are bears (specifically an early offshoot of the bear family). ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/29 "2002-09-24T21:32:08Z")
(An offshoot with a bamboo shoot.) ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/30 "2002-09-25T00:02:41Z")
See, that’s the problem. Off shoot and not lady-panda-shoot. Maybe they should stop masturbting and get on with the job. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/31 "2002-09-25T00:19:48Z")
It was a great rant. My reply just seemed…appropo somehow.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/32 "2002-09-25T03:22:49Z")
Reading this thread made my head hurt. _OW_ ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ad7895/32.png) [@Zorro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/33 "2002-09-25T13:03:33Z")
I am heartened to receive so much support over this concern of mine. I did not expect it and thank you wholeheartedly. At a time when we have so many idiotic ranting happening over here about “scrounging asylum seakers stealing the bread from our children’s mouths” and so on, it is a wonder to me that no-one has complained about taxpayers’ money being lavished on these cretinous excuses for bears. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/34 "2002-09-25T13:49:14Z")
and what about them **chipmunks** , eh?? Small, quick, and everywhere! They emerge from under our porch and all other proches on our strret each and every day, looking for those elusive acorns to munch on! Do they even say thanks! No, you walk out and Boom! they scurry off as if you have body odor or something! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/35 "2002-09-25T14:11:59Z")
But do Pandas taste like chicken? What is the best way to serve Panda? What is the lazier endangered species- the Panda or the Manitee? Enquiring minds want to know! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/36 "2002-09-25T14:23:27Z")
[Alvin the chip **monk** voice] _Die Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem…_ [/Alvin the chip **monk** voice] ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/37 "2002-09-25T14:30:55Z")
Translation please? (did I spell it wrong?) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/38 "2002-09-25T14:47:20Z")
Band name! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/39 "2002-09-25T17:47:29Z")
Not Kentucky Fried Panda!! It’s Finger Ling-Ling good!! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pandas-can-f-off/129453/40 "2002-09-25T18:40:25Z")
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